As Graphic As It Gets...

Weird ideas

2010-11-12T17:29:00.002+08:00

Not mend to offend or disrespect anyone.
This just popped into my mind out of nowhere that even I, myself don't know how it got here in the first place.

Fate is God's essay homework.
Karma is God's grading system.
Irony is God's way of saying "In your face. HAH!"
-Lex

Frustration

2010-04-15T16:58:00.003+08:00

Need a place to let off steam, just reminded of this place.
Old and full of dust, a place where no one visits.
Precisely the type of place I want since it's not really something that I want to burden on someone's shoulders.
Here goes.

Give me a freaking break!
Oh gah!
I'm not the one calling all the shots in this!
I'm just tagging along!
That amount of money might not matter to you much but people have plans as well.
It's bloody hard to actually make someone pay more just because I have a freaking leash on my neck.
You're like 2.5 times older than me yet it can't register in your heads that the world does not revolve around you?!?!
Bloody freaking hell.

Now I trully understand what it means when they say people don't think in other's shoes.
At least the other person is understanding enough and got things settled.
Trully thank you. Don't worry,every word of the deal stands.

I guess it's my fault for getting myself into this in the first place.
But this is something I have to do.
Won't even know if I'll ever have a chance to do again within 4 years or more.
Well at least moral studies does work, sort of.
Strategy of dissolution in resolving conflict. Create an alternative to avoid the conflict.

So, what happens when an unstappable force meets and immoveable object?
Go inbetween and get crushed instead, your head will explode anyway thinking about this.
But that's dissolving the conflict, without a head, there is no means in which to consider the conflict.

2009-10-04T21:37:00.003+08:00

Yes, I'm pretty much alive after that 'amusing' outburst almost a month ago.
My freaking out gauge has lowered, but not gone.
The depression gauge has, well, depressed to a non-existant level, I hope.
Currently dealing with uni, which so far has been alright, other than the crazy system where I have to drive all the way to the main building in the opposite wing everytime I need to get something small done, and the lack of parking spots when I'm there.
Despite that, I think I'll live, but there's still time before I revert back to my usual attitude towards going to school (nuking threats included)

So, I'm alive.
Dracoli's alive and single.
Emoperor is alive, in a place which according to some, is pretty monotone when it comes to skin colour.
Nothing to panic about...for now.

Lex.
Alive and out.

2009-09-06T22:45:00.003+08:00

I'm going nuts.
Alright, so I never said I was normal.
But now, I'm seriously going nuts.
Being disconnected from real world things for almost a year can do that to a person.
No, being disconnected isn't the problem, it's the re-connecting part that kills you.
And falling sick during the process of re-connection is even worse.

My life have been revolving through the the internet for about 10 months, watching and reading about Japanese idols to pass time. In case anyone's interested, the ideas for those rookies pieces I drew manifested from that interest of mine. So things have been very carefree and I don't have to give a crap about anything since it has nothing to do with anyone outside of my head and computer screen. Nice, blissful time that was.
Then there came horrifying time. I had to get into uni and all that official crap. Things start pouring into my head and there are so many THINGS to pay attention to, take note of, register, and more THINGS to get and deal with. That guidebook and guidelines were definitely not helping since it's practically screaming at me that if you don't do THIS or if you're late for THAT, you going to DIE, metaphorically speaking.

What. The. Hell.

I used to just sail through everything in secondary school even if it's official. I freaking suspended 9 prefects and technically put them through 1 week of humiliation in a blink of an eye without feeling slight remorse or even fear that they would gather a whole posse to beat me up or destroy my brother's car outside of school.
Now? I'm going bloody crazy over something not life threatening like a missing set of lab manual and I keep second guessing myself on the time and place for the next class in uni. I even check 31265465times the time and place for my classes and for things I couldn't check, I'd freak out internally....again.
I wonder if using the excuse of being sick and on meds will make myself sound and FEEL better. Interesting point to note, I think I half-intentionally took about 41ml or more of cough syrup (since I have cough not because I want to get high like some junkies) within 24 hours when the bottle specifically wrote not take more than 40ml within 24 hours. So, I'm guessing that I accidentally overdosed myself with meds that I'm blowing things out of proportion and making myself depressed.

Amusing. Very amusing.

So what exactly I'm doing now? I stopped taking those depression inducing meds but still taking another one to help my aching back, which is caused by coughing too much in the wrong posture. At least I'm not being depressed but that doesn't mean I've stopped freaking out. However, I have to thank Dracoli for being such a nice, caring, etc. (you know the drill, no need to turn something 'emo' into mushy unless you want it) friend.

I hate being depressed and I hate freaking out like this.
GAH!!
I. Need. To. Get. A. Grip.

I should go sleep now. I have to face those freaking out sessions tomorrow.
And I need stop myself from putting those stupid freaking out images into my head when I sleep.
Kamisama Tasukete! Daigaku e ikanai. Uchi ni tamaritai.
Uh.........nevermind.

P.s. I'm wondering if I should publish this seemingly out-of-the-ordinary craziness post.
P.s.p.s. Oh, what the heck. It's not like it's scandalous, even if I haven't whined about not wanting to go to school for a long time.
P.s.p.s.p.s By the way, Emoperor will be on a plane bound for The Land of The English in less than 24 hours.

reminiscing

2009-09-04T20:37:00.002+08:00

was in the gym today with some friends (no i wasn't working out) and we hit a topic which made me remember somethings or rather someone.

i want to thank my first love, ong chik ho. better known as baker boyfriend. even though he won't understand this or even own a computer for that matter, i still want to express my gratitude.

you were my first and taught me so many things. i admit there was a period of time where i just hated you for hurting me so but i could never stay mad at you. i just learned to accept that even though fate brought someone into your life doesn't mean that fate will let him/her stay.

you knew how to treat a girl right and loved me very much. i was so happy with you. i could be myself with you cause you accepted me as a whole as i did you. even though you were six years my senior, i could still act childish with you. thank you for introducing me to that type of love. thank you for the memories and good times. thank you so much...

something's wrong

2009-09-03T20:26:00.002+08:00

these few weeks have been quite hard on me. there are just so many things to think and worry about. i try to be happy, tried looking at the bright side of things. i really do.

today i thought lost a good friend over a stupid matter. i didn't mean to hurt you and i wasn't aware that it did. the worst part was finding out from someone else instead of you telling me directly.

i think all the drama is affecting my health. i've been suddenly left breathless for no reason. no hard activities or such. i'd be sitting down and suddenly the air would be taken from me and no matter how hard i inhale, i can't get any oxygen.

i'm scared....what if the tumor came back? the last one was not cancerous -thank the Lord- but the doctor says that there's a high chance of me getting it back....

mom is taking me to the clinic later. hopefully i'm just being paranoid...

2009-08-28T22:31:00.006+08:00

Alright people, you are here by given permission to panic.
.......
I'm back to studying in approximately 83 hours.
.......
Kaeru is now Dracoli Sly.
.......
Emoperor will be leaving the potato country in approximately 240 hours.
.......
.......
.......
AaAAaAAAAAaaaaaAaaaAaHhHhhHHhhHHhhhhhhHHhhh!!!!!!!!

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That was pretty nostalgic.
With that out of the way, I stole a personality test from Mel's blog.
You can take the test here: http://www.ipersonic.com/

My results were rather 'amusing' with a hint of 'deja vu'. Sort of.
Read about it here: http://www.ipersonic.com/type/RR.html
Reliable Realist, eh?
I think Retarded Rooster sounds more amusing, don't you think? (I'm not calling myself a chicken, mind you)

Now I hope(read:demand) the other Damngraphic-ers to try this.

Lex.
Back from the dead and straight into hell.

Turtle Soup 11: Clean up on aisle 11

2009-06-22T21:12:00.001+08:00

Have I ever mentioned that my drawing of a panda looks pretty weird?

Turtle Soup 10: Threat subdued. Fall back

2009-06-08T17:06:00.002+08:00

I'm still in my bored streak.

Random post of the month.

2009-05-22T20:22:00.004+08:00

Lets see. I haven't been doing much drawing recently since I'm lazy.(As if anyone expects it)
Everyone else seems to be busy with their lives as well.
Seeing this place is getting filled with cogwebs, I'm thinking I should post something, for no particular reason, actually.
Hence the random post of the month.(Might not be random post of the month, but who knows)

People have blogs to talk about their own life, happenings, etc. etc.
This particular blog was actually a crazy idea cooked up by 3 crazies out of impulse.
Looking back at it, the reasons were those 3 crazies need to find a proper arena for an animal/insects battle, with pictures and fancy words.
Well, that battle ended with the high and mighty Emoperor tossing out humans as his trump card.
That was 2 years ago when the 3 of us was still in secondary school, or just finished, I don't quite remember.
Now that I think about it, (Emoperor and Kaeru might kill me for this) I think I was the one who actually psycho-ed the two of them into this idea.
Think about it. Both of them already have their personal blogs, except me. (I still remember hanging around Emoperor's blog leaving long 'battle reports' of the South Pacific Massacre [SPM])
Obvious isn't it. More obvious that I post things here the most.

After that make believe battle, more random things started coming up, in the form or complains about the school, it's people, and the urge to nuke it.
Damngraphic right? Complains and insults regarding your school is pretty graphic I have you know.
You could get reprimanded if found out. Part of the reason why anything I have on the internet does not directly link to my real and personal life, other than the people. They know who I am, if anyone ratted me out, I'd be dead years ago.
Those old post are really amusing. I didn't know I could come up with these interesting words to describe teachers. (The hell, flatulator? Derived from flatulents, in case you don't know)

Then even those stop. (Blame school examinations)
There were random things, but most of them have a topics.
Like my previous 'masterpieces'.(You get the idea)
Looking at them, I just post things with 'relevent' topics, nothing regarding my personal life or how I really think. Other than those anger induced rants about school and teachers.
I was never one to bare my soul to anyone, seriously.
You'd have to work for that.
And I mean it.
If anyone's thinking this particular person is going to start an all-out confession of some sort, fat chance.
Somethings are staying where I think it's comfortable. My own head.

This is as far as I'm going when it comes to being personal while not being in a stormy mood.
Why the suddenly nostalgic/personal(I'm overusing this word) post?
Blame the song Here Comes Goodbye by Rsscal Flatts(the meaning behind the song has got nothing to do with anything, I just like the melody and words) and Kaeru's comment that I'm deep. (I might dig deeper in the future, yet I might not)

Till next time.
Drawings or another rant? That's yet to be determined.

Lex.
Signing off.

Damngraphic survived 2 years.

2009-04-18T23:30:00.003+08:00

Almost late.

Project 13 Chapter 1 part 2

2009-04-07T16:56:00.001+08:00

Friedrich running away from his 'savior'.

Turtle Soup 9: The monkey strikes.

2009-03-29T14:23:00.002+08:00

Lesson 1: Do not touch the bean unnecessarily, or risk the wrath of the Leader Monkey.

Turtle Soup 8: Thrist for beans.

2009-03-22T16:53:00.007+08:00

Be on your guard everyone.
We have a live one here.

Turtle Soup 7: Worship.

2009-03-18T19:03:00.002+08:00

Please don't feed any bananas to the panda.
You won't have enough.

Turtle Soup 6: Interference.

2009-03-12T21:53:00.003+08:00

Amidst the scuffle, we were interrupted by unexpected visitors.
Due to the unexpected and dangerous nature of the situation, our reporters will continue to monitor the situation at a perimeter to ensure their safety.

Turtle Soup 5: Catfight.

2009-03-11T14:24:00.002+08:00

We here by began taking bets towards the outcome of this face off.
Please proceed to the counter set up by Kaeru for your predictions.

Turtle Soup 4: Cat Attack!

2009-03-10T19:17:00.003+08:00

We've received a statement from Emoperor stating that, the hostility towards the rabbit is purely unintentional. The one he's aiming for is actually the turtle only and the reason as why such aggression was directed towards it is still unanswered.

Turtle Soup 3 : Cat Rescue

2009-03-05T18:00:00.001+08:00

Need I say more?

Turtle soup 2 : Catch!

2009-03-01T21:57:00.003+08:00

This is a continuation on Emoperor's attack on the turtle.

From Project 13

2009-02-27T18:56:00.003+08:00

WARNING

For those who have forgoten that this place is called damngraphic, you are advised to leave now.

Anyone who has problems viewing mildly violent pictures (eventhough obviously fake and hand drawn with a mouse on paint) are recommended to leave too.

Another of those crazy pictures, however this time it is not concocted from my brain alone.

For reference, please visit kaeru's personal blog, the link is located on the right.

Turtle soup.

2009-02-25T19:10:00.003+08:00

Emoperor's crazed rampage on turtles.

This is yet another image caught on Emoperor's odd behaviour.
However, upon noticing our reporter, he seems delighted to pose for a picture.
Will update when we find out more.

Lex.
Out.

Crackpot Fanboy caught in the act.

2009-02-23T18:41:00.003+08:00

This is an image caught by a freelance ninja-reporter, Borudomu-san, which is suppose to show Emoperor's uncanny routine before going to sleep.
However, the authenticity of this image has not been confirmed yet.

Lex.
Out.

Valentines? OR Christmas?

2009-02-22T19:45:00.007+08:00

Another random drawing.

I read this scene from somewhere.
Have nothing better to do.........and that's the result.
Special question for emoperor only: Who's the person?

Caused by Universal Excuse No. 2: BOREDOM

Lex.
Out.

Long time no see/type/post/whatever.

2009-02-21T18:40:00.005+08:00

Merry Christmas/Happy New Year/Happy Chinese New Year/Happy Valentines Day/Happy Whatever.

Yes, this is as festive as I can get since this place is so full of rust/dust/whatever things that settles on something/somewhere that no one has touch for, say, 4 months.

So, I got bored and inspired at the same time to do something mildly 'creative' with paint.(This place is called damngraphic for a reason)

Obviously, I'm no Da Vinci, but I can be Picasso. I don't mind.(But I'm not cutting my ear off)

Blame emoperor for this.(Not really, but he held me responsible if/when he says tettekete, this is payback)

Oh, by the way, I finished 'high-school' and currently waiting for my results.

Which means one thing:

NO MORE TEACHERS FOR A PERIOD OF TIME(actually it's totally, because they're called lecturers in universities, whatever)

On a final note(for now), where is everyone?

Right, they have their own acquaintance.

Me too, in the form of a 12-inch monitor and 1.5-inch screen.

Not bad actually.

Quote shaun(usws) at twitter, ......my computer. It doesn't expect flowers, jewelry or chocolates.

Lex.

Out.

Red-light Policemen.

2008-10-21T16:45:00.004+08:00

This is interesting.
A police station located somewhere in a renown red-light district in Malaysia has been shut down recently.
Reason: The policemen there where not safe.

I don't have to say much, the issue speaks for itself.
I do have to wonder, if the police were unsafe, what about the people who're living and working there?
I also wonder what's the thing that's causing them to feel unsafe.
1. Crime rate (robberies/vandalism/gambling/bribery/clubbing/disco.....uh....forget it)
OR
2. Unseen transmittable diseases (SARS/H5N1/Madcow/Madgoat/Madchicken/whatever)
OR
3. Red-light activities (stay away from the red-light......*plays x-files theme*)
OR
My personal favourite.
4. MILK POISONING (melamine is now the new salt)

Lex.
Signing out.

P.s. Anyone who's interested in adding to the list, feel free to do so.

Datuk Bollywood.......what the heck???

2008-10-12T17:49:00.003+08:00

The news has successfully amazed me........again.

Recognise this guy:

What's with the hair???

I'm very sure a lot of people, well Malaysians at least, know who this guy is and I assure you, he is in no way Malaysian. Guess what, he of all people gets 'knight' to be a DATUK. What the hell?! I saw it in the newspapers this morning but didn't think much of it and proceeded to have a rather long online chat with emoperor about toilets and fruits. Anyway it seems my brain hasn't registered the news of a Hollyw......er......Holywo........uh......whateverwood, star gets a datukship until I saw it again on msn news 2 minutes ago. I don't see what's so 'charming' about him, but I don't speak for everyone. People have their own preferences, right? So, according to the news, he gets the datuk title for seemingly promoting Malacca in his movie, 1 2 or whatever. Come on, people. If that's the case lets call Sean Connery and Catherine Zetta-Jones DATUKS for promoting the twin towers in The Entrapment. For goodness sake, I would have an easier time swallowing it if they give the datuk to the director of the show. At least HE made the movie. The above person certainly didn't do anything other than act. Don't get me wrong I do not have an issue with mr. khan but that doesn't mean I like him either.

Anyway back to the main point, come on, if you don't have anyone to give the title to, then, don't give. Or at least be a little sensible in choosing your candidates. Give it to some local people. So what if that guy's famous and the deputy prime minister's wife likes him. Get a grip.

Lex.

Signing out.

P.s. I wonder if my 'well-being' is going to be threatened for this post.

7 Best Ways to Kill Yourself!

2008-09-30T01:12:00.003+08:00

In case of boredom, depression or in an emergency. HAHAHA!

7. Jumping off someplace high (eg. KLCC!) - I wonder why no one has tried it yet. Probably it's because there isn't a place to jump down from, yet! I must warn you though, if you don't leave a note or wear a nametag, even your mum wouldn't it's you.. from that kind of height. WOW!

6. Jumping infront of a train - A Japanese favourite. May not work in Malaysia as trains may not arrive as planned. You'd probably have a better chance RIDING the train than jumping infront of it. XD

5. Hanging - For your own sake, use strong rope/fabric/whatever or you'd end up very alive but very much in pain. Oh, and remember that you'd need a strong place to tie that strong rope to too. Note: I read somewhere that death this way gives you an awesome erection (for both guys AND girls). A pointless one though.

4. Poisoning - None of that 'last night's dinner' poisoning mind you. I'm not sure which drugs/poisons work best.. SO, just campur everything and cross your fingers.

3. Suffocation - Okay, so this isn't the best way to go. Unless someone ELSE is suffocating you, it's really hard to kill yourself this way. Takes too long and hurts too much for it to succeed. However, if you use a strong enough plastic bag and tie it up real tight, no amount of struggling will save you.

2. Shooting yourself - A really messy way to go. Not very appropriate for anyone who wants to keep their bodies intact. Plus there is a chance that you're so lucky that the shot doesn't kill you. Then you'd be left with a hole in your head/chest/wherever. It's hard to get guns around here anyway, so yea.

1. Go to school. That'll kill ya. HAHAHAHA!

If you're not serious, don't try it. If you just want attention, it's better to just threaten people about it instead of planning a 'fail for sure' suicide'. Uh, and doing it when you're successful AND happy-like makes it more meaningful!

THE END

Disclaimer: The author will not be responsible for any suicide successes due to this article. Unless you wanna leave me some property.

The Beginning of The End.

2008-03-21T15:39:00.003+08:00

I won't post here unless absolutely necessary. Quite obvious since it looks pretty much dead.
As people know, I only diss verbally, if it ends up here, you've crossed the line.
Even the Permanent Head Damager hasn't been here for a long time, due to him furthering his studies elsewhere. That's another story.

Case 1: Human Attitue Declination.
Human behaviour has shown obvious signs of declining into oblivion.
With so called reports of improvement in 'examination' results, students getting better with more As in their certs showing how 'smart' they are, you know the drill. If you ask my comment, just flush that freaking piece of toilet paper written with As into a toilet bowl full of shit because it's a load of crap. (No I'm not jealous, my results are fine)
So what if people's results are getting 'better', their attitude is a piece of crap and no one seem to care. So, why I care, because I'm stuck in between.
If anyone from the Education Ministry is reading this just come to my school for a day and you'll see. They can't even follow simple rules.

Case 2: Underage viewing of pornography. ----And Stupidity of An AssHead..
5 fifteen years old female students, who're prefects, were reported to have gotten a handphone containing pornographic material from a 17 years old male student after school and watches it.
One of the girls has borrowed the phone from the boy and brought it to the others. They were reported by an outsider to be watching that material. After receiving info, officials of the prefectorial board set to work investigating the case. After a few questionings and operations, the phone has been seized and the culprits determined. The ones involved were questioned with a few others to enable them to admit the offence, however 3 did not. When questioned personally only did they give in. However, the response of 2 out of the 3 did not show any guilt or fear even when face with 5 of the highest ranking prefects. It is later concluded that 2 of them should be suspended for a week because they admitted and have good conduct previously, 1 would be suspended for 2 weeks because it is believed she is worthy of a second chance and the other 2 would be fired due to them not suited to continue being a prefect.
Report sent.
Action Denied.

New action to be taken: 2 admitted, suspend a week. Other three suspend for two weeks.
Reasons for new action:
(i) This is their first offence, chances should be given.
(ii) They have not met the disciplinary teachers in person, therefore, unable to charge them for unorderly conduct.
(iii) They were not given any warning for past conducts and were not properly brief of rules and regulations of the prefectorial board, so, responsibilities should be taken by the officials (AJKs)
(iv) Procedures show be followed. They were not given warnings in forms of black and white. Therefore unable to be fired as would arouse the anger of parents.
(v) Parents would trouble the teachers for firing them on their first conduct which would lead to unwanted problems to come, like uniform.
(vi) AJKs should not be emotional in taking action towards the offenders and should be dealt with accordingly even though the offence sparked the anger of many.

Negotiation: First attempt: Failed.

I'm done reporting. Here comes the screwing. Is she out of her mind! Yes, its a she, and she said all those crap on top.
First offence is good enough to get rid of them. You want us to wait till they start selling copies of the shit before taking action?
They have not met you? Bullshit, you've been on stage speaking to every prefect there and don't think so highly of yourself, it's not like they'll turn into stone because of your stare. You're not Medusa.
No warnings?! Not briefed on the rules?! They're freaking 15 years old, and these are common and basic rules and regulations of the school. NO HANDPHONES ALLOWED AND STRICTLY NO PORN IN SCHOOL! Now you blame us? What's in your head slump/vacuum/shit/bullshit/your shit?
Procedures? Firing them for serious offence IS a PROCEDURE! What? This not serious enough? Or you want them to start stuffing the phone into each others butts to be considered serious?
Parents? PARENTS?! They are watching stuff which they're not suppose to and you're only concerned about their uniforms? You think parents are stupid or are you stupid? If the parents come to school and tell me in my face that they're fine with their daughters watching porn in school, I have nothing to say.

Are you a freaking chicken or what? You're a TEACHER! Do what you're suppose to. Teach students properly. They will not learn and grow unless they are punished for their actions. Somethings can't be given second chances. Let them learn how to be responsible! If you're so chicken to even do something properly, fine, I'll be getting popcorn ready and see how you screw the whole place into shit. Just don't start putting the blame on me or any of my AJKs for your cowardice. I just have a few months to go and I don't want to be the scapegoat for your pile of shit. I wish you a merry shitting session and a happy pile of crap.

P.s. This has got to be the most offensive post so far.
P.s. p.s. Comments are welcome.

Lex.
Signing out.

Double post: Tag.

2008-01-22T18:12:00.000+08:00

I decided to do a tag which is found Shirley's blog mainly due to the questions 'Who do you want to kill? plus Who do you want to slap?'. The other questions just came with it.

-----------• × • A L L A B O U T M E • × •--------------
Name: Alexis
Single or taken: Single
Gender: Female
Birthday: 2/11/1989
Sign: Scorpio
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Brown
Height: 160cm more or less
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: This will remain unanswered for the heck of it.

-----------• × • F A S H I O N S T U F F • × •--------------
Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: don't really shop
Favorite designer?: don't even know one
What is your sexiest outfit?: don't even have anything in that category
What is your most comfortable outfit?: t-shirts and jeans
What do you usually wear?: uniform-because i'm stuck in highschool

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------
What kind of shampoo do you use?: normal
What are you listening to right now: This Love by Angela Aki
Who is the last person that called you?: forgot, i don't usually receive any calls
How many buddies are online right now?: 10

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------
Foods: spaghetti, fried chicken
Girls names: Rei (guess the language)
Boys names: Chris
Subjects in school: mathematics
Animals: dog, horse

----------------• × • H A V E Y O U E V E R • × •-------------
Given anyone a bath?: no
Smoked?: does secondhand smoke from a cigarette count?
Bungee jumped?: no, but it would be interesting to try
Skinny dipped?: no
Ever been in love?: i don't think so.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no, if possible i rather kill the trouble
Pictured your crush naked?: no, my imagination is not so high-tech
Actually seen your crush naked?: i don't have x-ray vision
Cried when someone died?: no
Lied?: duh
Fallen for your best friend?: no
Rejected someone?: yes, years ago
Done something you regret?: loads of times

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •---------------
Clothes: t-shirt and shorts
Music: Almost in Love by Chemistry
Smell: nothing
Desktop picture: seaside with loads of coconut trees and a hill in the background
Cd in player: none
DVD in player: none

----------------• × • L A S T P E R S O N • × •----------------------
You touched: no one i remember
Hugged: haven't done that in a very very long time
You IMed: none
You yelled at: a whole bunch of idiots picking on someone rather important from school
You kissed: never done that in a very very long time too

---------------• × • A R E Y O U • × •---------------------
Understanding: i try to be and now i try not to be
Open-minded: to a degree where you can talk about anything, just no comments from me
Arrogant: i think so
Insecure: isn't everyone
Random: sometimes
Smart: depends
Moody: not really
Organized: yes
Healthy: i'm still alive aren't i
Shy: yes
Difficult: i try to be
Bored easily: no, i rather be bored than see those idiots from school
Obsessed: not to that point yet
Sad: yes, do i need to elaborate?
Happy: depends on the occasion
Hyper : not really, the people i hang around with is a lot worse
Trusting: sure, i can take a secret to the grave if you want me to

---------• × • W H O D O Y O U W A N N A • × •--------
Kill?: every idiot in school
Slap?: also every idiot in school, but i prefer doing the previous question
Get really wasted with?: the old gang of friends from highschool
Get high with: same as above
Talk to offline: also same as above
Talk to online: anyone i get along with
Sex it up with: you got to be kidding me

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------
In the morning I: wake up dragging myself to school
Love is: don't know, ask someone experienced
I dream about: haven't dreamt lately
Sexual preference: it's either a or b, take a wild guess
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: uhh.....hair?

---------------• × • W H I C H I S B E T T E R • × ---------------
Coke or Pepsi: both of them are different, can't be compared
Flowers or candy: don't know
Tall or short: both have their benefits

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------
Makes you laugh the most: people who i can get along really well with
Makes you smile: currently, my ajks from school
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: define funny

--------------• × • D O Y O U E V E R • × •-----------------
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: i sit on the internet waiting for no particular person
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: if i'm not mistaken, i think i used to.
Wish you were younger: not really, no point wishing for something impossible

-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------
Of times I have had my heart broken: never
Of hearts I have broken: i'm pretty sure none
Of guys I've kissed: none
Of girls I've kissed: none
Of CD's I own: a whole lot including dvds, games, etc.
Of scars on my body: a lot

Done. Now i wish to tag Emoperor plus Kaeru and maybe princess angeline, if you're reading this. Plus anyone interested.

Lex.
Signing off.

Latest news.

2008-01-22T17:59:00.000+08:00

It's been a long time since anything has been posted and it seems other 'posters' are missing.
Here's a brief news flash on the others current situation.

Kaeru's stuck with a puppy.
Name: Lamy
Age: Unknown
Type: Shih Tzu
Colour: White + brown (unconfirmed)
Daily activity only involves taking care of said puppy.

Emoperor's still stuck in KBU.
Latest information can be found at his majesty's personal blog which includes the usual rambling of his misera...........uneventful life there.

I am currently still stuck in a miserable school.
Daily activity includes trying to numb myself of a lot of idiotic incidents which involves as....idiots in highschool and unwanted pressure from extreme studies. Combination of both is on the verge of unbearability.

~End of report~

Lex.
Out.

Tagged........

2007-12-03T22:35:00.000+08:00

Great.........This is the first time I got tagged and of all people, SHIRLEY.
Since I'm extremely lazy, now only have I decided to blog. She tagged me on the 25 of November, by the way.
Well, here goes nothing.

Q1:What were u doing 10yrs ago?
A1:10 years ago, 8 years old, standard 2. Nothing special. Acting like a kid, whatever that means.

Q2:What were u doing 1 yr ago?
A2:I can answer this without any doubt, studying for Biology. The next day is the last day of SPM with Bio as the final paper.

Q3:What are the 5 snacks u enjoy?
A3:Seldom eat any snacks. Most would be chocolates, multiple types.

Q4:What are the 5 songs u know the lyrics to?
A4:Don't know. Either none that I can remember or too many that I don't realise it myself.

Q5:5 things u would do if u're a millionaire?
A5: i)Get a sports car(s), either for myself or members of my family.
ii)Get a mansion far from a city (brother's recommendation/plan)
iii)Send my family to China for a vacation, they always wanted that.
iv)Get a private jet for answer (iii)
v)Develope a nuclear weapon to nuke my school (prone to change)

Q6:5 bad habits
A6:i)Pissing people off.
ii)Lazy
iii)Too sarcastic
iv)Zero communication ability towards new people (does this count?)
v)Being too patient towards idiots (is this even a habit?)

Q7:5 things u like to do?
A7:i)Playing games on PS, PS2, Gameboy, etc.
ii)Surfing the net
iii)Building models, eg. Gundam, Cars, etc.
iv)Talking crap with people I get along with
v)Acting silly at home with my family.

Q8:5 favourite toys?
A8:What type of toys? Too many to name.

Q9:5 things u would never wear?
A9:HAHAHA!!! If I start answering this, it would never end and you would not believe the answers. In other words, there would be too many things that I would not wear even though they're normal.

Q10:5 things you hate to do?
A10:i)Aerobics, I don't do dan......sports.
ii)Dancing, this depends.
iii)Performing, primary problem would be dancing, secondary problem singing.
iv)Public speaking, I hate attention from a crowd of people. Stress the crowd part.
v)Talking with people older than me, eg. teachers, outsiders, etc. (except my parents ONLY)

5 person I tag: Kaeru, Emoperor and anyone who's reading this.
Edit: Crap. I forgot Q6 before this.

Lex.
Signing out.

Here We Go Again............

2007-11-12T20:09:00.001+08:00

After a very long time of not posting (a very,very,.......very long time) because of insufficient sources/laziness/tiredness/whatever. What better way to draw attention than to bring in the latest news that everyone wants to know.
*No, this has got nothing to do with politics/rallies/cops/fire engines/tear gases.

Lets refresh back to about Jun 2007.
Remember PhD a.k.a. Permanent Head Damager?
Yes, he's still around but I still have no clue what's wrong with him.

Instead of just coming to class to do his usual routine (write on the board, talk to the board, give work, leave), he dicide to start things off today with telling everyone about there's no spoonfeeding in university, many people from form 6 can't coupt university.

PhD: you must study hard........... many cannot coupt in university...............lecturer just come use disket, you just copy........everyone can become lecturer......even you..........no need to teach...........(here it becomes interesting).........tuition..........that one illegal........at Happy Garden............everyone think he's so good...........no qualification...............rotten heart.........don't study, go give tuition, you can make money............that one drop out of stpm also can make 10000 a month.............no qualification...........parents don't know........some school magazine got show teachers qualification.........this school don't have.........that's why parents think he so good..........no need qualification..........just need to know how talk big in front of students.........just know how to bark in front of students.................(here is another drift from his lecture)........prefects.......everytime come late to class.........some even miss class on purpose...........your main thing is study.........prefect only secondary work..............you must be punctual..............last time a prefect is punctual........he can also get 5 As..........live in oug...........(this is when the bell rings and after a few more words, he left)

The above reconstruction of the PhD's lecture is based solely on the memory of one person. The lecture lasted roughly 35 minutes. The class was only given one math question and no answer was given for that particular question.

As to not be bias, I leave it to whoever/whatever it is who's reading to be the judge on this incident and what is the verdict on this perculiar behaviour.

Lex.
Signing off.

Camwhoring.

2007-09-12T17:43:00.000+08:00

No.
I'm no where near those photos.

I'm tired, and I mean really tired, plus I feel like I'm high on drugs or something.

That should explain the stupid title.

Here's some photos taken by using my phone which has a very lowtech camera compared to my brother's (or everyone else's for that matter)

These are the bigger sized ones and one of the oldest collections.

This is free from a game.

This is a SD (super deformed) gundam.

Take a wild guess on which one is thoroughly recoloured.

Yes. I'm showing off.

And I don't know why!

Some one must have spiked my root beer.

Lex.

Out.

P.s. I'm running out off things to post. Obviously.

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

2007-09-09T22:48:00.000+08:00

Come on!
Where's everyone?
Major in need of entertainment/stress relievant/fun instiller/whatever!
All of a sudden it's all quiet.
No major news? No earth shattering phenomenon? No soul moving, sappy sappy, cheesy cheesy story?
What happened to all those dissing/trash talking/insinuating posts/whatever that I can comment on?
................................
I'm never going to get any answers, am I?
.................................
I guess not.
I think I'm going crazy.

Lex.
Out.

P.s. Obviously I'm losing it.
P.p.s. Please destroy my school before I completely lose it.
P.p.p.s Or else I'll nuke it to the ground. (Preferred)

2007-08-18T21:36:00.000+08:00

RE----half ----- UNION DAY!!

As expected about half of the classmate of 5A9 absent in this so called reunion dinner.
Its abit harsh to say today is a great day & every1 is overjoyed about it because we are not seen each others for some a time ..... If there is another such a REUNION DINNER ... pls make sure there r more ppl to attend or else it is like an ordinary but not special at all but quite an expensive and not so worth dinner.....

Sad consumer!!

2007-08-17T19:54:00.001+08:00

THE END OF SUFFER & THE BEGINNING OF FREEDOM

After the exhausted months finally there is opportunities for the so called "PRE U " student to have a slight rest. In fact, these break isnt that great because that is pretty sure there are more work to be complete after the break. We dun care ...... lets enjoys first & suffer later..................................must get 5A(whisper...kekekeke.......)

The father of the son(s)

Moving on.

2007-08-15T22:03:00.000+08:00

Lets get back on track.
Newest status report on Shaun and the kid.
Based on our own reporter, tadpoles in summer, Shaun was spotted shopping for pacifiers. It is also confirmed that he personally tested the pacifiers before buying them and that he left the store with a pacifier still in his mouth.

After he left the store, our reporter tailgated him for a moment before he reached a nursery and picked up his kid. Then he went to an empty alleyway and did something shocking. According to our reported he called his kid by the name Sylar with an annoyingly high-pitched voice.

*Warning* He then proceeded to breast feed his kid in the alleyway. Please be informed that there was a lot of screaming involved. All of this happened while the previously mentioned pacifier still held in his mouth.

Unable to withstand any longer our reporter left the scene.

Lex.
Signing off.

ATTENTION !!!

2007-08-13T20:47:00.000+08:00

Beware & becareful what you guys post because there is/are intruder(s).

Remember to post your stuff with better language, less critics & ......... especially on the Ph.D

........... sigining off

More Bird Sightings

2007-08-13T01:11:00.000+08:00

OMG, just as this new species of birds were discovered at *coughsucktosacough*.. more were spotted once again hanging around the Puchong area. As a camera or recorder was not available, the dialog between them are fragments of what this reporter remembered. Here it is ->

Bird 1: Dailou, kei see oi fan ok kay ar?
Bird 2: Mou chow tak moh?
Bird 1:Dailou, ngou hou thong ngor ar!
Bird 2:%$*#@! Lan hoi lah..
Bird 1: Ngoh tung mama kong, lei je chi!
Bird 2:%$@#*!!! Lei mang ge meh?Ngoh chou kan yei lei sao seng lah!

And all this while bird 2 was twiddling with what looked like a BOMB! I think these intelligent birds are trying to take over the world! Or Malaysia at least!!

Story continues later.

Extra! Extra ! Read All About It!

2007-08-12T19:23:00.000+08:00

It's because of the new discovery, we bring you a glimps of the new species.

Don't be fooled by it's simple exterior.

We have carefully documented the cantonese conversation between this new creatures.
It is as follow.

Crow A: wei wei, kwok um kwok tak hou toa yan mong ji ngoa tei?
Crow B: hou chi hai, put kwo hang kan kwo lei ko yat ko hou yong sui.

(Translation)
Crow A: hei hei, do you feel like there's a lot of people watching us?
Crow B: i think so, but the one walking over here got face problem.
(End of translation)

Before we could get more, we were spotted by the person who discovered this new species and chased away from the scene.

Lex.
Out.

attention! new spesies found!!

2007-08-12T18:21:00.000+08:00

attention all you ppl, this just in, there's been report of the findings of a new spesies of birds. gasp! you'll never guess. it's the cantonese crows!! this rare subspecies if crows can only be found in the canteen of a certain school -coughsmksucktosacough- and it was discovered by none other than the school's very own Pn. Tan! though she was the discoverer, it seems that she isn't very about these magnificent creatures and instead is keen of ridding them forever.

these are grave times. so i call upon thee, the readers to stop this mad woman and save the cantonese crows.

Official Papers.

2007-08-10T15:03:00.000+08:00

Certificate of Birth

Name : [Insert anything here. eg: Doofus/Buffoon/Shithead/Superman/Spiderman/Spiderpig/etc.]
Date of Birth : 27 Ju** 2**7
Day of Birth : F****y
Place of Birth : Shit Happens Maternity Ward, So-Expensive-Don't-Even-Think-Bout-Coming-Unless-You're-A-Millionaire Hospital
Time of Birth : 01:** AM

Name of Father : David L*******N
IC No. : ****89-**-****
Citizen of : Ancestral Pianeta {check wiktionary for more info}
Occupation : President of The Association of The Homeless a.k.a. Hobo King
Address : Common District

Name of Mo.......Fa.....uh......Other Male Parent : Shaun G*******I
IC No. : ****89-**-****
Citizen of : Gluton Pizzaria
Occupation : Leader of All Emotionally Unstable a.k.a. Emoperor/Jakun King
Address : Cosmic Region

Discription of ch.....ba........newborn : Hair that is strangly similar to parents, eyes of father, nose of other male parent, and unvisualizable mouth plus hardly envisageable ears that are strikingly similaire {again, please check wiktionary} to Shre*'s.

These are the contents of the blue papers that were captured on camera mention in the previous report. After a long period of negotiations with SEDETBCUYAMH Authorities, we were able to retrieve a copy of the certificate with the condition we do not reveal all information (and not publish a sca........report involving the Prestigious Hospital Director). Please accept our sincerest apologies for our failure in providing our faithful reader(s) with complete reports.

Lex.
Signing off.

P.s. For new reader(s) please proceed here, here and here for less confusion.
Random.
David x Shaun. Scandal!
Hobo and Hobette.
P.p.s. All brain malfunction/deadness/freezing/liquidization/explosion/combustion/dissipation/saturation/whatever caused are (un)intentional.

Hobo and Hobette.

2007-07-27T15:55:00.000+08:00

After a half month hiatus, Damngraphic is back in business to report on the latest findings about the reported scandal from a month ago.

After half a month of indept investigation, we were able to trackdown David.

David seems to be in a state of homelessness when we found him walking around with a stack of blue papers believed to be a set of official documents related to the registration of new citizens.

We were unable to get good look on the papers as he behaved violently towards our camera person. At this moment Shaun intervened and threatened to contact reinforcements. Our camera person courageously continued to bring the latest scoop.

We noticed that all signs of pregnancy on Shaun has vanished completely. When questioned, both Shaun and David refused to comment as Shaun continue to call for support with his cellphone. Our very own tadpoles in summer is currently investigating So-Expensive-Don't-Even-Think-Bout-Coming-Here-Unless-You're-A-Millionaire Hospital (SEDETBCHUYAMH) as we speak to shed light upon this matter.

Please take note of the similar hairstyles.

We left the scene just in time before any of their support team were able to lay their hands on our delicate equipment. Please stay with us as we unveil reports from SEDETBCHUYAMH.

Lex

Signing off.

P.s. There is no aftermath from PassTheShit Day after all that everyone had done. (Not that anyone is interested)

Episode 5: Judgement Day.

2007-07-10T21:17:00.000+08:00

This is a rather late post about PassTheShit day. (Thanks to the consequences of being a ghost)
PassTheShit day was ......uh........ interesting.
Thanks to the extremely tight schedule, I end up going to school at 6.00a.m to help out.
Highlight of the day, being a ghost doesn't mean you're safe from physical injuries.
I was in the group at the first scaring section of the haunted house. This is the place where the sound effects are stationed and water sprinkling plus grop......uh......creeping people out with our hands.
My first job was the water effects.
Since we have no time for a test run, so the first group of customers were our guinea pigs.
I just remembered something from this.
People nowadays uses swear words as often as you talk. Meaning, no sentence leaves their mouth without at least one negatively-high-intelligence-and-sophisticated-word in any situation that particular multicellular being is in.
The guinea pigs, which I suspect are either form 1 or from somewhere in the afternoon session, swear the whole way through the haunted house.
First thing they encounter, someone gro....grabbing them to stall them for awhile. They were already screaming like nuts with all those negatively-high-intelligence-and-sophisticated-words flying out.
Then on to my job with the water and more screaming can be heard.
As they go further that will be the last part of the first scaring station with more mol........touching and more screaming.
The five of use were laughing like crazy in there.
I think I forgot to mention that the whole place were extremely dark where you can see absolutely nothing. It's interesting how they maneuver through the place, but I'm glad cause this makes gro......mol........scaring easier.
Before the next group came in, Kaeru's voice can be heard through those thick walls made of concrete, cement, glass, newspaper and curtains, screaming at our customers to get in line. (I wonder what happened to customer is king)
This went on for awhile with more grabbing and screaming and touching and more screaming. Some even got so freaked that they went back to the entrance without even letting us do anything.
Then I went off for report card duty which I just stood there looking out to people tossing rubbish all over the place. That's what I did 99% of my duty time.
When I came back, I swap jobs and I'm the first person to touch/grab/pull people's legs. Warning, to those potential gro......uh........haunted house organisers, be very agile to retract your hand after grabbing/pulling people's legs because they will hurt you. I got step on/kick by some person who I can only tell that it's a guy. I'm not the only one. The other person who replaced me later also got the same fate.
Other than that, some idiotic-shithead-doofus went in just to destroy and start trouble with us.
We sprinkle water they threaten to punch us. Then they started pushing the walls made of tables, knocking one of our people on the head. You come in, either let us scare the shit out of you or you just walk pass and complaint that we're not effective. Don't freaking destroy/threaten/injure anything/anyone for the heck of it. Idiotic-shithead-doofuses.
At the end, we had to close early because of the condition of the house. You should look at those disappointed faces of those kiddies that lined up for a long time and didn't get to go in. Well here's some advice, you go borrow some knives/forks/brooms/whatever that can hurt people and start a hunting party to eliminate/annihilate/whatever those responsible for screwing your fun.
That's pretty much it for the things that needs to mentioned.
Will continue next time on the aftermath.

Lex.
Signing off.

Episode 4 : Full of Shit!

2007-07-03T16:48:00.000+08:00

Hah!
Thought I was going to stop dissing about PassTheShit day, didn't you?
Well, this is not really dissing that day, considering it got kind of fun after planning everything and hoping to see it work out.
Alright class, today we will be dissing about a certain someone who's being a generalissimo in school.
This particular lifeform
[.......wait.....scratch that.......]
This particular being
[......hold it........scrap that......]
(Kaeru: Biotch!)[....No....](Kaeru:Beyotch!)[.....No......]
This particular......uh........flatus inflated buffoon (Kaeru: That's all? Biotch Beyotch sounds better.) [So sue me.] is the same one that told us the orphanage story. Class, please refer to Episode 1 for reference if you got lost.
Generalissimo here first gave us the obvious you're-not-a-good-class-because-you-refuse-to-be-extorted look when we didn't say a thing about the games that we're suppose to be planning. So, we let that pass and got more involved.
Skip all the tiny info, all the planning done. One haunted house, check. One PS2 dancing challenge, check.
Hold it, buffoon's associate Mr. Buffuun wants the stage. Crap, we have to share it now?! You're the one who said we can have it in the first place. Fine, let's work it out, we'll be nice little extorted kiddies and share the humongous stage with your big boys.
Wait, now what? What the hell?! You want that freaking projector now? That's right in the middle of the stage! What about our space? Fine, you can have it. We'll dance somewhere else.
Now, lets bring back the flatus inflated flatulator buffoon. Fine, we'll settle for a class somewhere. We're trying really hard here to make it work. Just like you wanted.
What the shit?! Now you say we're suppose to concentrate on the haunted house only? Why do you want us to plan two things in the first place? Freaking flatulator buffoon. Waste our freaking time. Concentrate on the haunted house. It's not like missing the 5 of us from the haunted house it's going to crumble because we need 5 ghostlike pillars to scare the shit/crap/turd/whatever out of anything. And we definitely don't need the whole class just to make anything dance. So, zip it on the concentration part.
Here's my pity towards Mr. Buffuun and his minions. We're sorry to inform you that Generalissimo Flatus Inflated Flatulator-Buffoon has officially commandeered the stage for her flatulent filled boxes to be stacked there for no particular reasons other than to exploit the greed of humanity/alienity. My sincerest sympathy towards your victory and hard work in the battle for the stage with us going down the toilet bowl.
Well, what the heck. You can monopolise the freaking thing as much as you want, just don't come back blaming us when you didn't extort enough money.
Class dismissed.

Lex.
Signing off.

P.s. Everything tells me that there is going to be more before the week is up.

6th Month!

2007-07-01T20:11:00.000+08:00

Shaun's pregnancy enters the 6th month.

Image done based on the latest report by tadpoles in summer.

Lex.

Out.

P.s. Forgive the highly unintelligent, obviously retarded, majorly unrealistic but shockingly true image.

the conspiracy!!

2007-06-23T17:59:00.000+08:00

hehehehehehehe.......ahahahahahaha.....BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!! -chokes on donut-

not to self: no evil laughing while eating donuts

today, we be talking bout ...what's his name again....you know the crazy guy with crazy hair....created the atom bomb, e=mc square...oh yeah! albert einsteen.

random person: psst it's einstein.
me: DIE BITCH!!! -attempts to skin person and throw him into a pool of salt but person escapes-

as i was saying, albert einstEEn's theory of relativity.

random person: -whispering at the back- it's einstein. -gets impaled in the head with a baquet-

remember the pesta ria thing lex has been talking/complaining/avowing injustice about? yeah, remember how she said we needed to sell them coupons and all?
hehehehekukukukuKAKAKAKAKA! well, this is where the theory of relativity comes in.

my dad (relative!!!) said that he would help sell our coupons to his friends. meaning, they pay the ten bucks and we still get to keep the tickets for ourselves. BWAHAHAHAHA! cause they'll never actually come to the school so we get to use/sell the coupons for half price!!! WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!!

SUCK THAT, LOSERS!!! WOHOO!!! TOGA TOGA TOGA!!!
FLASHLIGHT!!-turns on music and swings flashlight around crazily-

Episode 3: Pet Staria PassTheShit! It continues......

2007-06-20T16:02:00.000+08:00

Well, these few days has not been that eventful, but today it is.
First, lets start with the Permanent Head Damager (PhD).
Finally, I got to hear what is it about him and animals. The usual, it's his class. Let's cut to the good part about the animals. This time I'm sitting infront of Mr. PhD (Don't assume that's doing any good, I still need to listen really hard to get his words). Seems that he dislikes people. He thinks that people are worse than animals. He has seen a lot of people and they are worse than animals. Spending time with animals is better then with those so call human beings. This is what I got. One more thing, he seems to have a problem with girls sitting with guys or vice versa because he change that sitting arrangement regardless of what connection is with that two particular individuals. That's all about Mr. PhD.
Next, a follow up on PassTheShit day. Since the beginning of this plan, my class is required to think of games. However, we've kept quiet since no one questioned us. This is the first time I've heard that a silent class be subjected to the limelight. First, during chemistry class, the teacher started saying we're different from the other class. She did not specify in what way we're different but the tone she used could only mean a bad thing. We were only told by our class teacher later that we became the main object in their discussion during the teachers' meeting because we're not very involving in the PassTheShit day thing. So, instead of studying the general paper, we ended up discussing about what we're to do for the PassTheShit day. We have to come up with a game plus organise the haunted house. Too bad we can't really play a pass the shit game. The discussion will be continued tomorrow.

Lex.
Out.

P.s. Any sucker wants to buy a ticket for PassTheShit day? Leave a comment and I'll come back to you.

Episode 2 : Pesta Ria.....Pasta-Rian..........PassTheShit!

2007-06-15T20:59:00.000+08:00

Alright, lets not bore anyone with anymore flashbacks.
I took a time machine and am now back to the present.
The reason for the previous flashback post was to let you know on the situation before all this shit happen.
Now, the school, thinks that form 6 students, or rather lower 6 students:
a) are freaking rich
b) have loads of time
c) have endless imagination
d) have total control of their lives through and through
e) have total access to everyone of their parents' credict cards, cheque books and cash
f) are gullible enough to be the first targets of extortion and/or exploitation.

As mentioned, they want a freaking hall. Guess what, I found out this so called hall is just a roof with some pillars. It looks like some god forsaken carpark with tiles. Indoor hall and basketball court? Bullshit. And I'm not even going to be here to see it by the time it's actually done.

Their next attempt at extorting money, it's us lower 6 students plus teachers too. They came up with this crap Pesta Ria/PassTheShit where people come and play games. We are provided with 12 classrooms and we have to come up with a game to be played in each class in addition to a haunted-house at another block. All of this in the name of extortion.

This PassTheShit day will be held on the same day as the handing out report cards day. Which idiot/buffoon/retard/fool/gobshite/jerk/whatever would put a fun fair on the same day as such a gloomy occasion. Parents would be there lecturing to their hearts content while we put on a fake, idiotic smile asking them to go in and play. Don't tell me while you got nagged by your parents on how you should've studied, you can suddenly become hyper like you're on a sugar high and ask hey, can I play there so I will get another lecture like this the next time I get my report card? If you answer yes, mind to tell me which planet you're from, what colour is your blood and how many hundred years old are you?

Now to the most pressing one. The main extortion. First there's that form 6 club asking for RM30 for a freaking t-shirt. What the hell is that piece of fabric made of? Egyptian cotton? Highly un-flammable polyester? Next, back to the PassTheShit case, we are to sell tickets to people. The people have to buy the tickets to come here and I think they will have to spend more money playing. We are given five sets of tickets and to sell each set to a person (Teachers are given ten sets). Before that, we have to pay for those set of tickets which is the total of RM50. Like it or not we have to pay for it. It will be our problem if no one wants to buy them. What type of a person would want to go to some fun fair in a school?

We don't just sell tickets and plan the activities. We have to come out with the money to get all the equipment needed to carry out that plan ourselves. They aim to make RM200000 from this PassTheShit event and they don't intend to take out a single cent to do it. They think we're money bins and our parents are money trees. What the hell is wrong with these people? You can't possibly make RM200000 in one day especially in this PassTheShit event. This has successfully violated the law of extortion and child labour (not all lower 6s are 18 years old).

I seriously have no idea what's in there heads, if there is anything in the first place.

Lex.
Signing off.

Episode 1 : The Scheme Manace.

2007-06-15T16:10:00.000+08:00

Sorry for the sudden change in title.
I was planning to write that but the more I wrote the further it drifted and the longer it got.
This will be in episodes. Don't worry, it has everything to do with Pesta Ria.....Pasta-Rian.........PassTheShit!
Teachers will not play such a major role, but they are still stars in this post.
It's going to be about my school's ultimate scheme.
Quote Emoperor : This is serious blogging material!

My school was scheming to build an indoor hall last year. This indoor hall can be used for assemblies or as an indoor basketball court. The reasons they give for the need of such a structure to be built are:
Due to everyday assemblies, students in the afternoon session have to stand under the hot sun and many of them had fainted due to the scorching sun. The hall will serve as an assembly hall for them.(What the hell happened to us in the morning session? We can't use it? Fine, this reason still make sense)
There are actually a few more reasons, I can only remember two. The first one above and the last one, this:
The hall can be use to hold celebrations and also to be rented out for other people's usage. (Here's their true intentions. To rent it for money. I can still remember the words from Dinosaur last year about this issue)

For the location, they are going to build the hall on the current two basketball courts. Two basketball courts are hardly enough for them and if (I say if) it gets replaced by one indoor basketball court, goodluck with the brawling in the indoor hall for the rights to use it.

Alright, that's their scheme and what everyone needs to carry out a scheme? Yes, money. I have no idea which buffoon came out with this scheme but he/she/it sure as hell is either the i-give -you-a-scheme-i-don't-care-how-but-just-get-the-shit-done person or i'm-so-rich-that-i-can-give-you-a-scheme-but-you-will-never-get-a-cent-from-me type of cheapskate. Reason for this hypothesis, they have the plans ready but they don't have the amount of money needed for this scheme. When they don't have the money, they turn to their forced-bankers a.k.a. students/parents.

Their first course of action is the usual please-donate-for-this-honorable-cause method. There's a slightly different twist to this method. They held a majlis makan malam/dinner uh........celebration to raise the money. Students are given colourful papers which you need to fill info for either a seat, a table, a few tables or the all time favourite, give-us-money-even-if-you're-not-going paper (I can still remember that it's yellow in colour).Whether you like it or not you have to pay. There was a price range for each of it that you need to either pay that amount or more for the specific seat/table/tables. They encourage us to go or better yet get ten tables each to bring all your relatives there for free food and the performance they put up on that day. Did I forget to mention that they'll be brainwashing you too for more money than the amount paid for the seat/table/tables? I'm not sure how that night went, but according to my sources it was quite successful (they didn't get people to pay for that whole hall, guess not so successful after all). They manage to exto.........gather more than RM100000, I think. Wait, I almost forgot, that dinner was held at some other school's indoor-air-conditoned hall that they rented. They are wasting money even before they exto.....earned any. (Extention to their reasons, the hall can be used for this type of occasions next time).

Here's something worth mentioning.
Since they didn't get as much as they want, there was another attempt at extortion. Method number 2, feel-guilty-and-pay-up. Some teacher started uh.......story-telling on how un-received by the public the attempt at forced-donation was, so she decided to tell us a little story. According to her, some representative from some orphanage went to see her to offer a RM100 for this worthy cause. Even though it's not much but it's the thought that counts. They offered the money as a sign of support towards their sch.......plan. Even outsiders would come and show support why not you, our ban..........students. I find this extremely weird/doubful/funny/fishy/whatever. Come on, you're from an orphanage. You have better use for that money like taking care of the kids there. Who in their right mind gives money in the name of an orphanage? By giving the money, it means they're taking money from their orphanage funds, which is used for the welfare of the children, which does not belong to them in the first place (Go buy more candy if you have too much money). Something just doesn't add up here.

That's it for now. It's getting a bit too long. Look forward to episode two.

Lex
Out.

Permanent Head Damage Mumbler.

2007-06-14T16:01:00.000+08:00

Emoperor has been on the headlines of damngraphic for quite awhile now, it's about time his face go into a short hiatus. (I said face, you still have to say something, Emoperor!)
So far the only thing I have talked about my school is the teachers with the phrases welcome to hell written all over their foreheads. Well.............this is still another one of those posts. This is something Kaeru requested me to post and it is about a teacher. I hope some of you actually remember (I doubt it) the PermanentHeadDamage(PhD) [Definition courtesy of Pedomel] Maths teacher who talks to the board? Whatvever, doesn't matter if you remember him or not, I'm still going to tell either way.
Today, we have Maths class for last two periods. He practically dissappeared the whole first period of his class, mumbling something incoherent coming into class a few minutes before the bell rang. Then he proceed to write a question on the board that requires us to solve it. (Just like any other day) The usual went on as he told someone to solve it on the board after about 5 to 10 minutes. Here is where all the continuous incoherent mumbling begins. The particular student got the answer wrong (by just one symbol). When he got back to his seat, Mr. PhD mumbled something about student being really bad or something. I can't hear him properly. (I'm at the other end of the class while he's standing at the other side) After another 5 minutes only did he decided to give the right answer. Fine, on to the next two question. Here he decided to swap two person's places. If I'm correct he said something about them talking too much or whatever. The one that I can make out is no discussing, do your own work. As far as I know one of them was asking for help from a friend. After that he continue muttering something which I can't make out. I'm not alone, many other people share the same opinion including Kaeru. He mumbled throught the rest of the period which is about half an hour, if I'm not mistaken. So far, the words that I can make out are, no discussing.............dating..........don't talk............animals..........worse...........go tuition........not qualified.......illegal........that one at Happy Garden............only qualified to teach form 3..........tuition..............come to school to get customers..............don't want to say the name, you all know one. This is all I got. Well at least it gets clearer at the end. According to my sources, he has a problem with this other Maths teacher in school who teaches tuition at his house in Happy Garden and has quite a lot of students going there. After his mumbling, he gave us homework, said we can go and just walked off. The whole time we only did three questions. I just did the questions, tried checking it, then proceed to stare from the board to my paper for no apparent reason while occasionally, very silently communicating with Kaeru to try and make out what the hell he's saying/mumbling/incoherently speaking/whatever. At the end of the day we can't seem to connect the no discussion in class to dating to animals and finally to illegal/unqualified tuition teacher.

Hey, come to look at it, I can draw a connection. That is :
No discussion in class about dating between animals and the illegal/unqualified tuition teacher at Happy Garden.

That's it.
Next post to look forward to from me : Pesta Ria.....Pasta-Rian..........PassTheShit!

Lex.
Out.

P.s. Situation posted by me because Kaeru is unable to access the internet on week days.

More attempts.

2007-06-13T17:07:00.000+08:00

Here's another one.
Some of the ideas came from Kaeru.

Look! The top of my head is darker than my face and body.

Lex.
Out.

P.s. This is the healthies/safest/whatever way of fun/stress reliever/worry subsider/whatever at someone else's expense.

Another attemp.

2007-06-10T18:01:00.000+08:00

I will be going back to school tomorrow.

This means I need major stress relievants/worry subsiders/fun/whatever.

This leads to another mindless attemp to edit the previous picture. (This is getting out of hand)

Alright, it's just an excuse to mess around with Emoperor's self portrait in his days of pregnancy.

Can't help it, I am in major need of medication.

Enjoy/puke/adore/gag/marvel/despise/whatever this new edition of Emoperor's pregnancy.

Shaun's pregnancy.........and it's just the fifth month!

Lex.

Signing off.

P.s. I have no idea what possessed me to do that to the picture.

Lousy Attempt.

2007-06-09T23:58:00.000+08:00

Just like the title, this is my lousy attempt to make something damngraphic from the picture from the previous post. I just finished my general paper assignment. Next thing to worry about would be the horrible presentation on coming Tuesday. Anyway, this lousy attempt is a form of stress reliever/worry subsider/fun/time passer/whatever. Main thing is to keep everyone entertained/annoyed/sick/whatever.

Well, what do you think?

Lex.

Out.

P.s. I hope no one will be sent into a coma for this.

Scandal Exposed

2007-06-05T22:04:00.000+08:00

Crap, now the whole world knows the state i am in. There ARE good reasons why i keep rejecting invites to go out you know, not considerate betul! I blame that irresponsible fellow for making me this way... whoever he is. Somehow, rumours are spreading that 'the walking movie' did it.. but he capable kah?Acting bolehlah, but the real thing.. usually stunt doubles are required :P

Dead sexy or just plain dead.. Hormones did that to my face!

UGH, how did i get pregnant in the first place? If David is incapable, i lagi teruk (i always thought though, that he'll end up pregnant). Lex said i must have did surgery (or said i said i did surgery), but how could i have afforded it (especially not from that 'if-you-aren't-a-millionaire-something-something' hospital? This must be somekind of government conspiracy!! I don't remember the surgery, i don't remember who f'd me up, i don't even remember having a good time! And i'm 5 months pregnant :( !!

Okay bye.. busy getting ready for MOTHERHOOD!

p.s. Yay, i'm so capable!

David x Shaun. Scandal!

2007-06-05T00:27:00.000+08:00

Now, I know I'm cruel, since I'm not even sure Emoperor actually saw that warning or not.
However, a deal is a deal.
When I said no post by that time, I'll post something specially for him.
So, since I still don't see any, here's the crap/turd/shit/junk/rubbish/whatever that me and Kaeru came up with.
Enjoy.

On June 1, there was a report on http://usws.isgreat.org about a make out session in an elevator. The exact location of this incident is unknown but the individuals involve were only identified as David and Shaun. It is also stated that the incident was not a make out session but Shaun performing vertical CPR on David. Evidence were also provided showing the scene in the elevator.
Upon close inspection by our own reporter, tadpoles in summer, that is just a cover made to deceive the readers. Shaun was in fact the victim in this incident instead of the Good Samaritan performing vertical CPR. Shaun was raped in the elevator by David. It is unknown where and when this incident happened but our reporter managed to track down Shaun for more insights on this incident.
We found out that Shaun is 5 months pregnant with David’s child. Upon this discovery, David was asked to comment on this matter but he only said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. Get lost.” According to this statement, we conclude that David refuse to take any responsibility.
On the question how Shaun, claimed to be male, was able to conceive a child, tadpoles in summer retrieved a medical report from So-Expensive-Don't-Even-Think-Bout-Coming-Here-Unless-You're-A-Millionaire Hospital (SEDETBCHUYAMH) stating Shaun had actually underwent an operation enabling him to have the female reproduction system.
With this latest find, there are reasons to believe that Shaun and David were previously acquainted. We were still unable to establish a clear connection between them until further notice. Investigations are currently undergoing to shed more light upon this matter.

There. Finally, something damngraphical (I hope).
Will continue anytime if Emoperor still refuse to surface.

Lex.
Signing off.

Random.

2007-06-03T22:24:00.000+08:00

Currently having school holiday. Since it's summer, I think it's a summer holiday. The first week just finished. One week left before going back to a place filled with teachers who have the phrase welcome to hell written all over their foreheads.
I just finished most of my homework. The last one remaining will be my assignment for my general paper. I am suppose to do something about Cyber cafes. The problem is that it is in bm. There aren't many websites in that language and I don't see any newspapers or magazines that have anything to say about it. Another thing would be I have to present it infront of the class. This is so not my field of experties. I hate it but there's nothing I can do. So, I just have to live with it. (Excuse me while I take a few seconds/minutes/hours/days/whatever to convince myself of that)
Previously, Kaeru and Emoperor were revealing gory info from their past.
They want me to do that too, but I just can't think of any.
I'm not lying. Maybe there's too much crap in my head that got all my memory mixed up. So, sorry to dissappoint you. No gory memory in my head. If you pry open my head to see how much junk plus crap plus turd plus shit are there, then you can call it gory.
Now what else? I haven't gotten anything damngraphic lately.
And I still don't have anything damngraphic to post.
In addition, Emoperor's not doing anything here either.

I just got an idea.

Attention Emoperor.
You are here by required to post something within 24 hours from now.
Your post need not include anything damngraphic.
Anything will be acceptable.
Preferably something that makes no sense and full of junk/crap/turd/shit/whatever.
If this is not done before the deadline, be prepared to have a special post specially dedicated to you.
Courtesy of Hikaru.

Over and out.

Happy Birthday, Kaeru.

2007-06-02T00:17:00.000+08:00

I try to be as fair as possible to everyone I know. Since I did this for Emoperor's birthday, this one's for Kaeru.

Here's a picture for you.

(It seems I just like to mess around with birthday people)

The info.

Birthstone : Pearl (I said it before, I'm going to say it again, ask wikipedia why it isn't a stone)

Birth flower : Honeysuckle, Rose

Birthday stone : Sapphire

Since I'm being fair, that's it.

Lex.

Out.

death of nameless.

2007-06-01T13:14:00.000+08:00

since there's nothing interesting about me really. i'm going to tell you instead about one of the most horrifying deed i've ever done so far.

i was very young then, about standard one or two... or was it kindergarten.... i haven't moved to K.L yet so i was still in Kuching. that time i was alone at home with the exception of my partially blind grandfather. so basically i ruled the house, for the moment. i was watching the fishes in the aquarium. my dad use to have lots of fishes. i was particularly attracted to this one gold fish. but that gold fish kept avoiding me (well, that's how it seems to me at that time) so feeling rejected, all my middle-child emotions began surfacing. like how i don't get enough attention, blah blah blah(so totally over that). so i was thinking, "my parents are ignoring me so you aren't, stupid fish!" so i grabbed a chair, hoisted myself up (ppl short ma back then, still kinda short now), i grabbed a net and started fishing around for that damn fish. very chun man, cause i only got the fish i wanted, all the other fishies still ok and swimming round. i must like a naturally gifted fisher!

so i caught this fish and i took it t the kitchen and....(here's the gory part. those weak at heart turn away now)the fish kept jumping round so i whacked it against the kitchen counter for a few times until it stopped jumping but was still alive. then i took out those peeler knife thingies that you use to peel the skin of fruits and such and began cutting away at the fish's fins. i can't recall if i had cut off its head or not but i do remember flushing it down the drain afterwards.

when my parents came home, i was long done with the fish but when my father noticed that his aquarium was in disarray, i thought i was done for.

"what happened to my aquarium?"

my heart was beating like crazy and i didn't know what to do. so i did the only thing i knew, i pretended to not know and continue playing with my dolls (innocent little demon) and the miraculous thing was, my father never noticed that he's missing a fish. i've kept this secret from everyone until i was in form 1 where i told my family what happened and they laughed while calling me 'siao! yau men tai ke lei' (roughly translated to, 'crazy! something wrong with you') i was laughing along with them. and now i'm telling you, o fair readers of this weird-ass site. welcome to the twisted mind of Kaeru...partially(too much for you to handle). hopefully it didn't freak you out that much and are in fact laughing just like my family that day. but then again...my family always knew i'm a little...lose in the head....

so there, that's boring ol' Kaeru for you ;)

YUCATAN!

Girl/Guy/Whatever

2007-05-31T22:09:00.001+08:00

So, no one has updated damngraphic in awhile. Again that leaves me.
Here's my excuse, no school, no crap to complain about. (What's your excuse? You know who you are)
I've been hanging around Emoperor's personal blog. Currently the heated discussion in his comments corner is about him turning into a girl. No, not literally. He's not doing any surgery whatsoever. It's about him developing girlly attributes. (Read his blog for more information)
Since I don't know what to write about, might as well do a list about what's so ungirl about me. (Emoperor did a list about how girl he is)

1. I don't go window shopping. I go out with my family and we pretty much have a clear idea what we need, so we don't walk around without aim. The places I would visit are games shops for consoles/handhelds and hobby shops for gundam model kits with my brother plus super markets with my mom.
2. I don't wear skirts. Other than my school uniform which I don't have a choice. Other than that, you're never going to find any skirts/dresses in my wardrobe. Plus I have absolutely no fashion sense. Ask Kaeru, I always have a black jacket on and I mean always. Addition to that, I don't shop for clothes.
3. There's absolutely nothing girly in my room. Again ask Kaeru. It's full of guy/not so girl stuff. Example, car models, gundam models, play station, plane models, jigsaw puzzles of cars and gundams, etc.
4. I don't go to hair dressers and start making a fuss about what hairstyle I should get or what treatment I want or bla bla bla. I only go there when my hair gets a bit too long. I always have it in a ponytail.
5. The part where I'm pretty sure I'm not girlly. I don't find guys hot. I don't go squealing about movie stars that some people find is a hunk/hot/handsome/whatever. When I watch a movie, I watch a movie. You get the point. I already mentioned in Emoperor's blog, I don't look around at people to see if they're hot/handsome/beautiful/whatever. Maximum would be their costumes that would make me laugh all day.

There. When I think of more I'll add to it.
Kaeru, Emoperor, it's your turn next. List something.

P.s. Not really damngraphic, I know, but there's nothing else to post. Plus some people is still MIA.

I avow injustice!! (that's my line!!!)

2007-05-24T17:57:00.000+08:00

ok ok since 'some' people complaining dy. i shall tell you the sad sad tragic story of, "THE DUMBSHIT WHO TRIED TO GO AGAINST THE GREAT FROG."

ahem,

Once upon a time, there was a fucktard(fucker/retard) named Chun Fei. He was the leader of the 'Blue Clan'. In other words, he's the biggest dummy for the evil puppeteer, 'The System'. (though there are a rare few who seem immune to the evil brainwashing of the evil System -coughlexcough-) Since his becoming of the System's little whore, he had had his eye on the one person that the System was not able to make succumb to its evilness. That person was none other than the great Frog. Chun fei tried to force the great Frog to bend to his master's will by using dirty tricks but the great Frog could see right through his guise. So the two faced off, good against evil. They had a heated battle which the great Frog left in frustration as the great Frog couldn't seem to get the message into the fucktard's thick and very much empty skull. This however lead the moron to believe that he has won. However the great Frog returned that very same day with heavy artilery which made Chun fei pee his pants in sheer fear of it.

BAKOW!!!KABOOM!!!

As the dust settled, it was clear that there was only one who remained triumphant. The great Frog stood over the mangled corpse of the evil Systems puppet. Another one down. So the people celebrated and held a 7 day feast in honour of the great Frog's victory over the evil System's whore and created a giant bonfire with the felled Chun Fei's corpse. All was well and peace once again reigns over the earth.

SUDDENLY, A LOUD ROAR COULD BE HEARD COMING FROM THE CELEBRATORIAL FIRE AND A FIERY HIDEOUS CREATURE ROSE FROM THE FLAMES. THE PEOPLE PANICKED AND SCREAMED, RUNNING AROUND LIKE CHICKENS WITH THEIR HEADS CUT OFF. The great Frog picked up a shovel and bonked the creature on the head, silencing it once and for all. NOW all is trully well and peace once again, one more time, reigns over the earth.

YAY!!! THE GREAT FROG TRIUMPHS OVER ALL!!!

DILLIGAF, Chun Fei?

Weirdos.

2007-05-24T16:20:00.000+08:00

Alright, second week of school is coming to an end. I don't have to study or rush about my homework today because they will be celebrating Teacher's Day tomorrow. This gives me time to crap.
Now, damngraphic wouldn't be damngraphic without at least digging up some dirt from somewhere. So, this dirt will be a continuation from the previous post.
The wierdos from the title is refering to the teachers.........again..............duh. (Sorry, can't think of any better callsign) Dirt from school of course have to involve them or else it wouldn't be graphical enough.

Now, subject number 1: Mathematics teacher for 6R1 and 6R3. PhD holder. Specialty, teaching the whiteboard, occasionally students. Shockingly, lessons are still understandable.
Subject number 2: Physics teacher of 6R3. Jumpy while teaching. Finishes a chapter in 4 days. Lessons leave no room for processing due to his speed of teaching.
Subject number 3: Economics teacher of 6R1. Certified hypnotist. Teaching can be interpreted with one letter, z. Multiply the zs for full effect.
Subject number 4: General paper teacher of 6R1. Saddist. Claims to dislike teaching the class. Can be considered a pressurizer of the class.
Subject number 5: MUET teacher of 6R3. Teaches American history, Malaysian history, sex education, religion, and english in the same day.

(Subject number 3 and 4 provided by Princess Angeline at http://www.wretch.cc/blog/AngieCutieME)

All the subjects are chosen based on it's interesting nature, not due to any prejudism.
That's the dirt for today. More will be revealed tomorrow after Weir....Teacher's Day.

Lex.

P.s. I avow injustice towards the other Damngraphicers for Missing In Action from Damngraphic for too long while still Appearing In Action in their respective blogs.

Explanation.

2007-05-18T21:30:00.000+08:00

Alright, since it's a Friday, I have all the time I need (I hope) to crap.
First, I'll explain a bit of the equation from the previous post.
The equation is of the things teachers from my school wants us form 6 students to do and be refered as.
For those who are interested, I just returned to school last Tuesday with Kaeru for form 6 (same as pre-university except we're in high-school). Instead of the nice and warm welcome, we're hit in the face with the not so shocking reality of how scary/terrifying/horrific/whatever life of form 6 is. Screw happy reunions and exchange of happy holiday encounters. The teachers seem to be enjoying themselves to get rid of as many students as possible by showing statistics and comparing form 6 life with college/university or whatever life for that matter. They have the words welcome to hell written all over their foreheads. Makes me wonder why they have form 6 in the first place if it's so hellish that it'll kill you.
Looks like I've drifted way off. Sorry.
Lets look at he equation.
Behave (insert age) : This is something the teacher said to us. Looks simple enough but according to Kaeru, she didn't say the age we're suppose to behave like. I have to agree.
Set (insert adjective) example : This is something I came up with. The teacher said set an example to the other students because we're pre-university students/normal students/babies/super-seniors. She didn't say what type of example.
Pre-university students x normal students : This particular teacher said we're the same level as pre-university but we will be treated like high school students.
Babies (Emoperor: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) x super-seniors : This is the best part. Another teacher refer us as babies/her babies and in less than one hour we got promoted to super-seniors.
Study - time - play : I am pretty sure I don't have to explain this. Unless there's someone pretty dense/sleepy/tired/whatever, in form 6 we're suppose to study all the time, we don't have time for anything else and definitely no playing.
Put everything together, we flush our life down the toilet.
Makes you think I'm a masochist to actually go to a place like that. I'm not, but I am a tad bit sadistic, depending on the situation.

Ok, I'm not very happy with everything that is thrown at my face for the first week of school. Now come to think of it, screw you. I'm sticking around. I just need a few days/hours to get rid of the feeling of fear/doubt.

Kaeru, we can get through this. If you're willing to stick around with me, I swear I'll try everything I can to get both of us through (that's if I'm helpful in the first place).

Emoperor : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (non-stop since the babies part)

Lex.
Out.

Not a good start.

2007-05-18T00:40:00.000+08:00

Ok, I typed a hell of a lot of stuff about school and bla bla bla when my computer decided not to respond. I have no intention to type the whole thing again because I have an appointment. So, I'm just going to leave with this equation and you try to figure it out.

Behave (insert age) + Set (insert adjective) example + (pre-university students x normal students) / (babies x super-seniors) x study - time - play = no life

I might explain it sometime later.
I got to go now, someone's waiting for me for a midnight dinner in hell.

Lex.

P.s. Don't stress yourself on the mathematical symbols.

Anime Quotes.

2007-05-12T21:56:00.000+08:00

Since no one's posting anything, I will continue with quotes.
This time from animes.
I am putting a list of quotes that I found amusing. (Take note, I said amusing, it could be funny, interesting or just weird)
All quotes are picked from various websites and I have heard most of it myself.
Enjoy.

1. "You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)

2. "Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

3. "Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse (Slayers)

4. "You're a GIRL?!" - Faye talking to Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

5. "Kira Yamato : You're...you're a girl?!
Cagalli Yula Attha: Whatta ya think?
Kira Yamato : No, no it just reminded me again that you are a girl.
Cagalli Yula Attha: That amounts to the same thing jackass!" (Gundam Seed)

6. "Minako : Aren't you with Haruka today?
Michiru : I am.
Rei : Where? Where is this cute guy? Where?
Makoto : Where? Where is the guy that looks like the upperclassman we know?
Minako : Where is he?
*Michiru points to Haruka* *Minako screams*
Rei : A girl.......
Makoto : .......right?
Haruka : I don't recall ever saying I was a guy." (Sailor Moon)

7. "The interaction of men and women isn't very logical." - Dr. Ritsuko Akagi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

8. "If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)

9. "I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." - Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood (Trigun)

10. "That's some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall." - Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz (Zoids Chaotic Century)

11. "My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash (Trigun)

12. "There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

13. "I wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit" - Trowa Barton (Gundam Wing)

14. "Oh, man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

15. ""Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!"
"But Vegeta, we're already dead!"" - Goku and Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

16. "Tenjou Tenga Ichigeki Hissatsu Hou!! Energy charge 120%
translation: (Heaven and Earth One Shot Sure Kill Cannon)" - Ryusei Date (Super Robot War: Original Generation)

17. "I came to laugh at you!" - Char Aznable (Gundam)

18. Sanzo says, "Think with your brain, monkey,” and whapps Goku on the head.
Goku whines, "It's hard to do with a concussion!" - (Saiyuki)

19. Sanzo: You've got 10 whole seconds to tell me who's violated the forbidden tenant and who's responsible for this bloody uprising?
*Demon pauses.... Sanzo fires*
Demon: You said 10 seconds, that was only 2!
Sanzo: I suck at math. - (Saiyuki)

20. "If I knew that I was going to die today, I wouldn't have done all that homework over vacation!" - Tenchi Masaki (Tenchi Muyo!: Ryo-Ohki)

21. "People! Burning! Evaporating! Burning! Evaporating!"-Amuro Ray (Dubbed Mobile Suit Gundam Movie Trilogy) (a very bad dub)

22. "Anavel Gato : Do you realize who you're fighting?"
"Kou Uraki : Y..yes sir!"
"Anavel Gato : I'M THE ENEMY YOU IDIOT!" - (Gundam 0083 Stardust Memories)

23. "I think you burnt my underwear."- Young Gohan, after a sparring match with Piccolo (Dragon Ball)

24. "If you're cooperative, I'll turn you into something practical, like a toaster."- Vegeta, talking to Android Eighteen (Dragon Ball)

25. "Longing to see a man who tried to kill her? What a strange girl" -Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

I think you notice in 4,5 and 6 that anime characters are no different than us when it comes to indentifying character genders. (yes, I have a hard time trying to figure out gender for characters. Have you even tried playing Devil Kings/Sengoku Basara? I swear Frost/Uesugi Kenshin looks like girl!)

If I find more, I'll make another list.
Have a nice day.
Lex.

Quotes.

2007-05-11T17:12:00.000+08:00

I was reading a profile of a fanfiction writer on fanfiction.net when I came upon this list of quotes that I find rather interesting, so I thought I'd share it.

1. No I won't go to hell! I've got a restraining order (nice way to get back at people)
2. It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and prove it. (this actually make sense)
3. I can resist everything except temptation. (whatever)
4. "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." (he's got a point there)
5. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. (uhh..........)
6. Dear daughter, I hope you're doing fine in the abroad. I still don't understand why your father and I didn't have you removed but I am sure you're having a good time over there, far far away from here. Much love, your mother... (what?.....)
7. Why are there posters everywhere about sexy underwear and stuff like that? If you get a present you're happy with the content of it, not the wrapping. Are you? (I have no clue what this is about)
8. God is just a nasty old man looking down at us with a hand full of popcorn, enjoying a reality show. (specially for Kaeru)
9. Praying out loud is just the same as talking to yourself. Why do we call 'praying' normal when we're calling 'talking out loud to no one in particular' crazy? (I kind of agree with this)
10. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. (interesting)
11. If you need space join NASA! (nice)
12. It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then after that it becomes hilarious. (sadistic)
13. Suicide hotline...please hold... (who came up with this?)
14. The best criminality is on the good side of the law. (sure......)

Just a little something. As you can see from my own comments, I have no clue what some of it is about but some of it is actually make a lot of sense.
What do you think?

Lex.
Signing off.

Happy Birthday, Emoperor.

2007-05-07T22:15:00.000+08:00

Today is a special day for Emoperor, so I figured, lets make him a post.

Reason : I didn't get him a present (you know how much stuff can cost these days?)

Anyway, lets give you a cake, Emoperor.

(The kid is an inside joke. You'll understand, right Kaeru, Emoperor?)

Now a little info.

Birthstone : Emerald

Birth flower : Sunflower, Lily of the Valley

Birthday stone : Pearl (not a stone, I know, ask wikipedia why)

(The Birthday stone is based on today, which is Monday. I have no clue what is the actual day)

That's all.

Lex.

Out.

2007-05-06T15:02:00.000+08:00

i suggest we go back to the beginning. a new war has begun!!!!
Prepare to die!!!

death to the gods

2007-05-03T19:15:00.001+08:00

"Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode of life."

gods are created by our beliefs.

so how do you kill a god? stop believing.

so who kills gods? atheists

no more beliefs

no more praying

Bring in the Gods!

2007-05-01T21:17:00.000+08:00

Fine, lets bring in the gods.

First in line, the son of Zeus and Hera.

Known to romans as Mars.

The God of War.

Ares.

Again, this of course is related to me in a way. (That's what the horror scopes say)

Scorpio is associated with Ares.

Fear the wrath of the Gods.

Death Immuned

2007-05-01T00:43:00.000+08:00

Death cannot beat.. THE HIGHLANDER [highlander song plays: "i am immortal.."] ->

Highlander considered human or not?

[notice this is actually a parody of the real movie - read the contents of the poster]

THE END - Wow, that was short and quick!

the ultimate attack!!!

2007-05-01T00:23:00.000+08:00

you may have your humans but I have the ultimate attack!!

i give you...DEATH, reaper of souls,claimer of lives.

no one can escape DEATH cause everything that lives, dies.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I WIN!!!!

scream bloody murder cause here he comes...

DEATH wants you

gonna gloat now, gloat gloat gloat

Feel Our Wrath

2007-04-30T20:52:00.000+08:00

Feel the force of men!

Bwahahaha... You all come out animals, i come out the most powerful predator all of time; MEN! (EmoPeror 1 - Everyone else 0).

Can't beat right (unless you got a picture of God.. NOOO)? Better than that, i don't even have to think of anything to write since you all already know what US (not U.S) humans are capable of. Sharp teeth? We got things to remove them.. Poisonous venom? We can extract it and find an antidote.. There's a reason why WE are at the top of the food chain.. and yes, we literally do eat most other living things (sometimes even each other - evil laugh).

[Everyone else: "CHEAT!"] Where got cheat? Out sister site, National Geographic also does series-es on homo sapiens. SO, technically I'm NOT cheating... I'm just bringing out the heavy artillery early in the war. Not satisfied? Talk to my evil human hands!

THE END (of everything.. BWAHAHAHA *cough cough choke*)

Reinforcements.

2007-04-28T18:33:00.000+08:00

Snake-eating rodents.
This calls for reinforcements.

Golden Eagles.

Golden Eagles often have a division of labour while hunting: one partner drives the prey to its waiting partner. They have very good eyesight and can spot prey from a long distance. The talons are used for killing and carrying the prey, the beak is used only for eating. The talons of a Golden Eagle are thought to be more powerful than the hand and arm strength of any human being. Their prey includes marmots, hares and mice, and sometimes birds, martens, foxes, young deer and livestock especially sheep and goats. During winter months when prey is scarce, Golden Eagles scavenge on carrion to supplement their diet.

Eat your heart out.

Lex.

Out.

P.s. Sorry for the non-graphic-ness of these few posts. I need some time to get graphical topic/images. Be patient.

the war continues

2007-04-27T21:01:00.000+08:00

so...you think you can defeat me with mere snakes? i mean, come on! i was expecting better but anyways, it just means good news for me. therefore, i give you...THE MONGOOSE, NATURE'S POISONOUS SNAKE EATERS!! lo and behold, stare defeat in the eyes and submit!!

dwarf mongoose

ready to fight..

my mongoose eats you snakes

info:A mongoose is a member of the family of small cat-like carnivores. Mongooses are widely distributed in Asia, Africa, the Caribbean, and southern Europe. There are more than thirty species, ranging from one to four feet in length. Mongooses mostly feed on insects, crabs, earthworms, lizards, snakes, chickens, and rodents. However, they will also eat eggs and carrion. Some species, such as the Indian mongoose, are popularly used to fight and kill venomous snakes. They are able to do this because of their agility and cunning, but typically avoid the cobra and have no particular affinity for consuming their meat.

Snakes. Attack.

2007-04-27T14:10:00.000+08:00

What better way to attack poison than with venom.

Glorious readers.

I present to you snakes.

Not just any snakes. It's the

Venomous Snakes.

Boiga (Mangrove Snake)

Viper

Copperhead

Rattlesnake

King Cobra

A venomous snake is a snake that uses modified saliva, venom, delivered through fangs in its mouth, to immobilize or kill its prey. Venomous snakes include several families of snakes and do not constitute a formal classification group used in taxonomy. The term poisonous snake is false - poison is inhaled or ingested whereas venom is injected.

I'll be awaiting your next move, Kaeru.

Lex.

Over and out.

Astrology : Gemini

2007-04-27T12:07:00.000+08:00

Before I counterattack Kaeru, I'll continue with the horror scope as promised.
Kaeru's Gemini.

Gemini is an astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Gemini. Under the tropical zodiac, Gemini is occupied by the Sun from May 21 to June 20, and under the sidereal zodiac, it is currently from May 21 to June 20. The sign opposite to Gemini is Sagittarius.

Gemini is the third sign of the Zodiac and associated with youth and versatility. Individuals born under this sign are thought to have a sociable, fun-loving, versatile, lively, communicative, liberal, intelligent, mentally active and friendly character but one which is also prone to moodiness, inconsistency, superficiality, restlessness and laziness.
In terms of geography Gemini is linked with England, Australia, USA, Apulia, Sardinia, Java, and Sakha Republic.
Among medieval astrologers, Gemini was thought of as a fortunate sign, and its subjects were considered to possess the qualities of intense devotion, genius, largeness of mind, goodness, and liberality. Gemini is also governed by Mercury, the planet of communications.

In Greek mythology, Gemini is associated with the Castor (or Kastor) and Pollux and with the Greco-Roman god Hermes/Mercury and Athena/Minerva (through wisdom) sometimes also the gods Loki, Asklepios/Aesculapius, and Veles and the goddesses Eris/Discordia, Hebe, and Ate.

In terms of anatomy, Gemini is said to rule the shoulders, upper arms, nerve fibers, and lungs, thymus gland, trachea and bronchi, structural features of the clavicle, scapula, and humerus. Physically, individuals born under the sign of Gemini supposedly tend to have a wide and sometimes big nose, long and thin limbs, a well-proportioned chin, a pointed jawline, fine bone structure, large ears, high cheekbones, a small mouth,thin lips, a roundish head, finely-textured hair, small hands, and long and slender fingers. They are thought to usually be slender in build and of average height.

(Wikipedia)

Traditional Gemini traits : Adaptable and versatile, Communicative and witty, Intellectual and eloquent, Youthful and lively. (Please take note that it says traditional)

*On the dark side....Nervous and tense, Superficial and inconsistent, Cunning and inquisitive.

LIKES :
Talking, Novelty and the unusual, Variety in life, Multiple projects all going at once, Reading
DISLIKES :
Feeling tied down, Learning, such as school, Being in a rut, Mental inaction, Being alone

(http://www.astrology-online.com/gemini.htm)

This is special compliments for Kaeru for being so enthusiastic about astrology.

Lets not forget the images.

This is all the images I could get that is acceptable.

(Others might be too graphical for anyone's viewing pleasure)

Here is one more specially for Kaeru.

(Thank you for your froggy comment)

(I did not draw this but it's so suitable for Kaeru)

This is all.

Enjoy.

Lex.

Signing off. (For now)

counter!!!

2007-04-26T17:06:00.000+08:00

sorry for the late post. my sister was hogging the computer the whole day. anyways, IT'S ON!!! if there's one thing that can defeat a scorpion, it a FROG!! YES! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BRINGING REINFORCEMENTS!!!but of course, i've learnt from experience that when dealing with lex, you must bring out your best so i'm not just bringing any frog...i'm bringing POISON FROGS!!! BWAHAHAHAJAJAJA!!!! COME MY BRETHRENS, WE ATTACK NOW!!!!CHARGE!!!!

Juvenile Dendrobates tinctorius "Cobalt"

Colostethus flotator in Costa Rica

Red and Blue "Blue Jeans" poison dart frog, Dendrobates pumilio Strawberry Poison Dart Frog.

BWAHAHAJAJAJA!!! YES MY BROTHERS!!!! LEAVE NONE ALIVE!!!

Astrology : Scorpio

2007-04-26T16:09:00.000+08:00

No graphical stuff, just another horror scope.

This time it's mine.

Scorpio.

Lets cut the crap, on with the discription.

Scorpio is an astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Scorpius. Under the tropical zodiac, Scorpio is occupied by the Sun from October 23 to November 22, and under the sidereal zodiac, it is currently from November 16 to December 15. The opposite sign to Scorpio is Taurus, and both signs are commonly known as the most sexually-responsive of all zodiacal members.
Scorpio is the eighth sign of the Zodiac and associated with intensity, passion, and power. Individuals born under this sign are thought to have a complex, analytical, patient, keenly perceptive, inquisitive, focused, determined, hypnotic, and self-contained character, but one which is also prone to extremity, jealousy, envy, secretiveness, possessiveness, cruelty and cunning. In terms of anatomy, Scorpio is said to rule the pelvis, reproductive system and urinary system. In terms of geography Scorpio is linked with Picardie, Navarre, El Salvador and Buryatia.
Medieval astrologers believed that "By virtue of its tail armed with its powerful sting, the Scorpion creates natures ardent for war and active service, which rejoices in plenteous bloodshed and in carnage more than in plunder. When warfare is in abeyance, they find themselves foes to attack, there are those who enjoy mockfights and joust in arms and devote their leisure to the study of war and every pursuit which arises."
Scorpio is traditionally thought to be ruled by the planet Mars, but in recent years many astrologers have labeled Pluto as the ruler or co-ruler, attributing the intensity associated with the sign to the planet's influence.
In mythology Scorpio is often associated with Orpheus, from the Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. Scorpio is also associated with the Greco-Roman gods Ares/Mars and also the god Hades/Pluto.

(From Wikipedia)

Now on with the images.

That's it.

Next up : Gemini

Have a nice day.

Lex.

Out.

Astrology : Taurus

2007-04-25T22:10:00.000+08:00

Alright, since Kaeru is missing, lets go to astrology like what Emoperor did.

Here is the discription of a Taurus (in case you can't figure it out, Emoperor is a Taurus).

Taurus is an astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation of the same name. Under the tropical zodiac, Taurus is occupied by the Sun from April 20 to May 20, and under the sidereal zodiac, it is currently from May 14 to June 19. Taurus is traditionally ruled by the planet Venus. The opposite sign to Taurus is Scorpio and the two signs are widely considered to be the most sexually responsive of all zodiacal members.
Taurus is the second sign of the Zodiac and associated with material pleasure. Individuals born under this sign are thought to have a calm, patient, reliable, loyal, affectionate, sensuous, ambitious, and determined character, but one which is also prone to hedonism, laziness, inflexibility, jealousy, and antipathy. In terms of anatomy, Taurus is said to rule the vocal chords, tonsils, palate, throat, neck, ears, and lower jaw. Generally, there is something distinctly sensual about the appearance. In terms of geography Taurus is linked with Switzerland, Sweden, Cyprus, Ireland, and Russia.

In mythology Taurus is often associated with the Greek myth of the bull-form taken by Zeus in order to win Europa. Taurus is also associated with the Greco-Roman goddess Aphrodite/Venus and sometimes also the goddesses Hera/Juno, Ishtar, Isis, Freyja, and Frigg and the gods Pan, Dionysus/Bacchus, Xolotl, and Quetzalcoatl.

(Information courtesy of wikipedia)

Of course there are pictures so that you won't grow bored of this post.

Here's one from the anime Saint Seiya.

That's all for now. Not very graphical (not graphical at all actually).

Next up : Scorpio

Lex.

Signing off.

2007-04-25T20:43:00.000+08:00

Since we're going into the topic of horror scopes and constellations, i guess it would be alright if i talked (or whatever) about mine as well. Okaylah, i memang don't know much about mine (plus lazy to find out) so i'm just gonna post related pictures to it (i only know Lex is MAGNETIC BWAHAHA). Hope it works ->

Not damngraphic but if you imagine hard enough, it can be quite explicit! (Think Equus)

Close-up so you don't have to think too hard..

The end product!

So it DOES work. Anyhow, that's about all the crap we have time to talk about (CRAP.. get it?! Sigh)

Bye and signing off,
Emoperor
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Still emo...

Round 1

2007-04-25T14:12:00.000+08:00

Among the three damngraphic-ers, I'm the one with most time on my hands, since I don't have a personal blog. This means more posts from me.

Now, lets continue the with the war.

I have time, so I figure I should get a head start before any counterattack from Kaeru.

Something that others might not know, us three damngraphic-ers are very interested in astrology, especially when the discription applies almost perfectly to us or anyone we know.

This has gave me the idea of the next main character of graphical images.

Scorpions.

(I will not be giving any indept discription or any discription for that matter. If you're interested, visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpion)

Now, on with the main attraction.

The Arabian Fat-tailed Scorpion

Compsobuthus werneri female with young

Hadrurus spadix - Caraboctonidae, Hadrurinae

A scorpion under a blacklight. In normal lighting this scorpion appears black.

Sorry about the scientific names. Incase you are wondering, it is just some type of scorpion. Hope you enjoyed it.

Till next time.

Lex

The War Is On.

2007-04-25T00:39:00.000+08:00

Since we are getting Damngraphic on nature's creepy crawlies, I will be providing more graphical images.

Bring it on Kaeru.

Bewarned.

Those who are weak at heart better not see these pictures.

Those who are deadly afraid of creepy crawlies, please leave.

If you are afriad of spiders, do not look at this post.

For this post, our featured friends/fiends will be:

Spiny orb-weaver / Spinybacked orb-weavers

That name is given to this type of spiders are due to the prominent spines on their abdomen.

These spiders can reach sizes of up to 30mm in diameter (measured from spike to spike).

This is the only info I can get about them.

Here are images of Kaeru's Yellow Crazy Ants.

Hope you enjoy the images.

Lex.

Over and out.

P.s. Again, I will not be held responsible for any mental or physical trauma or nightmares resulted from looking at these images.

hehe counter attack!!

2007-04-24T23:41:00.000+08:00

you may have your red crabs, lex but i have (drums rolls) YELLOW CRAZY ANTS!!! the red crab's worst enemy!! my YELLOW CRAZY ANTS will own you red crabs!!! MWAHAHAHA TOGETHER, WE'LL RULE THE WORLD!!! or at least Christmas island or this blog BWAAHAHAHA!!!! IS THIS PYSCHO ENOUGH FOR YOU, LEX?!?! BWAHAHAHA!!! IT EVEN HAS THE WORD 'CRAZY' IN ITS NAME!!! WAKAKAKAKAchokecoughcough....ahem, well with the info OF DOOM!!!

(once again...unable to add photos. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH IT!!! RORW!!!)

The yellow crazy ant (Anoplolepis gracilipes) is a species of ant introduced accidentally to northern Australia and Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean, becoming a pest in both locations. The native range is not known exactly, although scientists have speculated its origin as West Africa, India, or China [1].
The species is currently known from Australia, American Samoa, Christmas Island, Cocos Islands, Cook Islands, Eurasia, French Polynesia, Guam, Hong Kong, India, Indonesia, Japan, Malaysia, Marshall Islands, Mauritius, Myanmar, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, Taiwan, Thailand, Tonga and the United States.

The crazy ant is among the 100 most destructive invasive species. They take advantage of their new environments by nesting in anything, from the crowns of crop plants to the hollows of native palm trees. Their introduction to a new ecosystem has dramatic consequences. Among them is the pressure they place on native ant species.
It is a particular problem on Christmas Island [2]. Instead of forming colonies with a single queen, it now forms supercolonies with several queens which cooperate rather than fight. This aggressive insect has devastated the wildlife of the island. Using formic acid it will overpower sizeable creatures like reptiles and coconut crabs and has killed 10-20 million Christmas Island red crabs. Seedlings that would normally have been devoured by the crabs grow unmolested, noticeably changing the appearance of the affected forests. In addition, the ants protect scale insects that are harmful to plant life. These ants harvest scale insects that suck sap from native trees and convert it into irresistible honeydew on which the ants feed. With this mutualism relationship, the scale insect populations explode, increasing the cover of honeydew on native trees, which in turn get infected with molds and die. There are also problems for Christmas Island's red land crabs, which have fed on decaying matter in the island's forests before the ants arrived. The crabs stand no chance against the formic acid spray of the ants. If the crab goes extinct, then the ecology of the island would falter as well. The ant also threatens the survival of many of Christmas Island's native birds, reptiles, and mammals. The crazy ant has also become a serious agricultural pest. So far chemicals and other preventative measures have been used to control them.
It is estimated that the population of Christmas Island Frigatebird (Fregata andrewsi) will decline by 80% in the next 30 years due to predation of the young by Crazy Ants; however, an aerial spraying procedure seems to have had remarkably effective results in controlling the ants.
The name "crazy ant" derives from the ant's foraging technique, involving fast movements with many random changes in direction, which becomes especially frantic when it is disturbed.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAMWAHAHAHAHAHAWAKAKAKAKAWAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHOHOHOHOH
(cathches breath, cough and wheeze)

From cockroaches to lizards to crabs.

2007-04-24T19:16:00.000+08:00

I was planning to show something but looks like Kaeru beat me to it.
Anyway, better late than never.
I am sure most people have heard of Christmas Island. The Territory of Christmas Island is a small, non-self-governing territory of Australia located in the Indian Ocean.

Nothing really special, just an island and I'm not paid to advertise it as any tourist destination.

However, this island made it's way into Damngraphic because of one thing. Crabs.

Feast your eyes on these.

These are Christmas Island red crabs. There are millions of it on Christmas Island and every year around November, there is a mass migration to the sea to spawn. The roads will be filled with crabs and they might even end up in houses. Thousands will be killed on the road but there's still plenty for everyone.

Here is a close up of a red crab.

Other than this, there is another type of crab which I find unusual. It is called coconut crab. It is also found on Christmas Island though not as much as the red crab. Here is the image.

There, hope these images are graphical enough.

Sorry if the images are too small for your viewing pleasure.

Before I stop here are a few pictures of the Whiptail Lizard mentioned by Kaeru.

Lex.

Signing off.

the beginning of a new era

2007-04-24T15:59:00.000+08:00

come gather my sisters. it is the time of reckoning. behold i give you first proof of the great future. soon there will be a new era ruled completely by females!! FEAST YOUR EYES, I GIVE YOU THE UNISEXUAL WHIPTAIL LIZARDS!!!

(f**king post won't let me add pic...sorry for the inconvinience)

The three Whiptail Lizards on view in the Hall of Reptiles and Amphibians all play a part in one of the greatest mysteries of nature.The New Mexico Whiptail, pictured here, is an all-female species that is actually a mixture of the other two examples on display at the Museum -- the Western Whiptail, which lives in the desert, and the Little Striped Whiptail, a denizen of grasslands.

Most products of crossbreeding, such as the mule, are sterile. But the New Mexico Whiptail, as well as several other all-female species of whiptail lizard, does reproduce, and all of its offspring are female. Moreover, it reproduces by parthenogenesis -- its eggs require no fertilization, and its offspring are exact and complete genetic duplicates of the mother.

Scientists understand only partially how this reproductive mode developed, and it raises many questions. One of the most intriguing is how this cloning affects the lizard's ability to adapt to environmental changes. Since there is no genetic variation except that which occurs through mutation, the New Mexico Whiptail cannot evolve as other species do.
The New Mexico Whiptail Lizard also offers an extraordinary opportunity to learn more about the role of sperm in fertilization, as well as about cloning. Through this anomaly, scientists may learn more about the norm.

THE FUTURE IS HERE!!!

Cockroach Conspiracy: It Continues..

2007-04-21T00:35:00.000+08:00

Aww.. isn't this cockroach just adorable. Argh, snap out it! Cockroaches have mind control powers i tell you! They're EVIL! Not "i'm gonna step on your muffin" evil.. more like "i'm gonna step on your muffin and make you EAT it " EVIL! Ahhh...

Cockroach: You need a new mascot..
Me: I need a new mascot...
Cockroach: I'll be your new mascot...
Me: I'll be.. i mean, you'll be my new mascot...
Cockroach: Good.. [evil laugh]

New Mascot: Cockroach taking over the site

Mascot's Mother: Cockroach taking over the world

Okay, bye! I'll be serving my cockroach master if you need me.

Wriggling off,
EmoPeror

Damngraphic cockroaches.

2007-04-20T18:07:00.000+08:00

Since Kaeru only provides words about cockroaches, I took the liberty to show you the images of those who is responsible for every major historical event concerning the planet called Earth.
(Only according to Kaeru)

Feeling sick? Feeling constipated? It's up to you to believe it (or not) about them being the true weapons of mass destruction.
This has been another report from Damngraphic-er, Lex.

Have a nice day.

P.s. I will not be held responsible for any nightmares, psychological scars or any outcome from looking at these pictures.

the conspiracy!! that's what they want you to think!!

2007-04-20T16:36:00.000+08:00

alot of things are happening in this world. for example, the hurricanes, the wars, poverty, global warming, the lack of chocolate filling in my chocolate filled cookie, etc. but you can rest assure that each and everyone of these horrors are all linked to each other through one true evil, cockroaches.

YES! you've heard it, cockroaches!! you might not believe me and are mostly likely thinking 'pssh, this one is crazy and should be thrown in the loony bin. everybody knows that it's human activity that caused all this mayhem. cockroaches, yeah rite. what can those tiny little things do? eat my eyelashes while i'm sleeping?'

well, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!!! they have two brains dammit!! they're highly intelligent and smart! and evil!!

they've doing it since the beginning of time. that the dinosaurs' extinction. do you honestly believe that a comet could do that much damage? if you're thinking 'yes' then YOU'RE RIGHT!! but do you know how the a comet that size could just out of the blue suddenly decided 'hmm maybe i should crash into earth and fuck up the entire ecosystem by exterminating all dinosaurs...'? IT'S THE COCKROACHES!!! they somehow found this huge magnet underground which upseted the entire world's magnetic polarity and pulled a nearby giant comet right into the earth's atmosphere and once that started, all the little buggers had to do was sit back and watch. 'why did they do it' you asked. because at that time period, dinosaurs were at the top of the food change and right under them are the insects which are of course ruled by cockroaches so they had to eliminate the competition! of course their plan had a slight miscalculation, they didn't count on us mammals taking over after the dinos left! since then, they've been trying all sorts of ways to destroy us. like noah's flood, that was the cockroaches. mount vesuvius, cockroaches. chernobil, definitely cockroaches! why else did you think the reactor suddenly exploded? them cockroaches found a way in and had been messing with the equipments!! global warming! those evil creatures have been secretly chipping away at the ice at two poles for centuries now. how you ask. they've been sending cockroaches after cockroaches to eat away all the ice!! that's how.

and now that they've discovered that they're the only creatures on earth that can survive nuclear radiation, they're going all out to make sure we'll be totally annihilated this time. i've found out via my sources that they've been planning to take over the presidents brain and launch nuclear missiles all over the world!!! then they'll be the only ones left and once they've taken over the world, they're gonna take over the entire universe!!! but not more than that cause evil little blackhearted scheeming hideous creatures need rest too.

and YES!!! THEY WILL EAT YOUR EYELASHES WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING!!! that's cause they eat anything that's organic. SO FOR THE LOVE OF EXISTENCE AND YOUR EYELASHES, WE MUST DECLARE AN ALL OUT WAR AGAINST THESE CREEPY CRAWLIES!!! ACT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

Spotlight: National DamnGraphic

2007-04-19T16:58:00.000+08:00

Okay... all three contributors have introduced themselves, now to introduce the site itself. As you should know by now (you don't? how did you get here??), the name of our joint effort is called damngraphic or National DamnGraphic: As graphic as it gets. Why such a colorful name you ask? And why does that name sound so awfully familiar?!

Well, it first surfaced when *bored* readers started requesting for explicit information about chickens, whales and humans mating (separately.. not some orgy, ewww) on my personal site. It was against site policy (who's idea, tak tau) to posts such *overly interesting* stuff so i had to find an alternative. I could only go as far as to post pictures of the vivid processes (wait, that's actually worse) they demanded for.

To remedy this, we (the 3 stooges) have decided to start a blog specially for dirty dirty taboo stuff that we aren't allowed to post anywhere else. This site is Y-rated (not as bad as X yet) and only mature audiences are allowed to read this crap. Although we can't stop you from reading even if you're not mature enough, we would know you did when we see your picture in the arbitrary the next day. Only immature people would follow our suicidal advice anyway...

Okay, enjoy yourselves SICK people... And GOD bless for goodness sake. I'll leave you with this damn graphic picture ->

Graphic Ain't It?

THE END - Signing off, bye bye, ciaoz again!

p.s. Oh, and if you have no idea what 'graphic' means.. I've done the homework for you and found some good definitions:

describing nudity or sexual activity in graphic detail
evoking lifelike images within the mind
described in vivid detail

2007-04-19T14:29:00.000+08:00

Due to request from Emoperor, this is a 'graphical' picture of a brain. Not really graphic if you ask me but it'll just have to do.

And of course, this is not my brain. Not sure if my brain can be this colourful.

Now this is for the interest of Kaeru or maybe Emoperor too.

A frog's brain.

I hope this has been Damngraphic today.

Lex.

Over and out.

template approval

2007-04-19T14:00:00.000+08:00

is everybody happy with the template change? is it okay? much easier to customize now...
tell me what you think la. if you don't like it then you can ask me to change it or if you have somethng you'd like to add just tell me ;)

ok that's all. POWER TO THE FROGS!!!

ja ne,
kaeru

intro: The EMO Emperor aka Emoperor

2007-04-18T20:34:00.000+08:00

"Everyone hates me!! Noooo..." Okay, so i'm not THAT EMO! I might not even be EMO at all, well not on purpose at least. It's more like a stage I'm going through riight now where i am overly sensitive, overly quiet and overly everything else. Argh.. i'm overly lazy now, can i continue later?

EDIT: I'm back.. more intro! Hmm.. not sure what to write, gonna follow the format my fellow damngraphic-ers used. About fairies, i'm more interested in how you spell the word correctly. Is it Faeries or Fairies?? LOL.. [a fairy dies] What else? Oh, since Kaeru is the psychopath and Lex is the scientific one... I'll be the one who imagines stuff. I imagine you hate me, people are stalking me, i'm stalking someone... who's imaginary and etc etc. LOL

THE END - Signing off, ciaoz, whatever..

intro: Lex aka Hikaru Hoshino

2007-04-18T14:38:00.000+08:00

Gokigenyo (good day).
Firstly, this is my debut in blogging.
Therefore, I will try to explain about myself.
Hikaru Hoshino (星野光/Hoshino Hikaru) is something that hatched out in my brain when I have nothing better to do. (Pretty similar to 'Frog Prince' over there.) Spend sometime looking up the meaning if you're interested.
I am also one of the three contributers of Damngraphic.
I don't really believe in fairies. I prefer the more scientific approach but not much on the 'making sense' part.
I spend a lot of time on the net, watching animes for free on a certain website.
Other then that, I play games on any console or handheld I have at home.
I also make gundam modelkits.
That's about it for now. I will tell more if there's any questions or if I think of anything.

Signing off,
Lex.

intro: Kaeru aka Frog Prince

2007-04-18T14:00:00.000+08:00

Hello there.
Allow me to intorduce myself,
I am a person of health and taste
(lol copying line from the song 'Sympathy for the Devil')
But anyways, I'm Kaeru, one of the tree contributors of Damngraphic- we were going for Legion for we are many but...it was already taken. sigh
I'm the one who believes in fairies. oh yes, they exist and they're out there, watching, protecting and maybe pranking.
DON'T MESS WITH THE FAIRIES!!! for they trully are MANY
umm...that's all i have to say for now...but i'll see you soon, mkay?

P.S. POWER TO THE FROGS!!!

love,
Kaeru.