Long time no see/type/post/whatever.

Merry Christmas/Happy New Year/Happy Chinese New Year/Happy Valentines Day/Happy Whatever.

Yes, this is as festive as I can get since this place is so full of rust/dust/whatever things that settles on something/somewhere that no one has touch for, say, 4 months.

So, I got bored and inspired at the same time to do something mildly 'creative' with paint.(This place is called damngraphic for a reason)

Obviously, I'm no Da Vinci, but I can be Picasso. I don't mind.(But I'm not cutting my ear off)

Blame emoperor for this.(Not really, but he held me responsible if/when he says tettekete, this is payback)

Oh, by the way, I finished 'high-school' and currently waiting for my results.

Which means one thing:

NO MORE TEACHERS FOR A PERIOD OF TIME(actually it's totally, because they're called lecturers in universities, whatever)

On a final note(for now), where is everyone?

Right, they have their own acquaintance.

Me too, in the form of a 12-inch monitor and 1.5-inch screen.

Not bad actually.

Quote shaun(usws) at twitter, ......my computer. It doesn't expect flowers, jewelry or chocolates.

Lex.

Out.

Red-light Policemen.

This is interesting.
A police station located somewhere in a renown red-light district in Malaysia has been shut down recently.
Reason: The policemen there where not safe.

I don't have to say much, the issue speaks for itself.
I do have to wonder, if the police were unsafe, what about the people who're living and working there?
I also wonder what's the thing that's causing them to feel unsafe.
1. Crime rate (robberies/vandalism/gambling/bribery/clubbing/disco.....uh....forget it)
OR
2. Unseen transmittable diseases (SARS/H5N1/Madcow/Madgoat/Madchicken/whatever)
OR
3. Red-light activities (stay away from the red-light......*plays x-files theme*)
OR
My personal favourite.
4. MILK POISONING (melamine is now the new salt)


Lex.
Signing out.

P.s. Anyone who's interested in adding to the list, feel free to do so.

Datuk Bollywood.......what the heck???

The news has successfully amazed me........again.

Recognise this guy:

What's with the hair???

I'm very sure a lot of people, well Malaysians at least, know who this guy is and I assure you, he is in no way Malaysian. Guess what, he of all people gets 'knight' to be a DATUK. What the hell?! I saw it in the newspapers this morning but didn't think much of it and proceeded to have a rather long online chat with emoperor about toilets and fruits. Anyway it seems my brain hasn't registered the news of a Hollyw......er......Holywo........uh......whateverwood, star gets a datukship until I saw it again on msn news 2 minutes ago. I don't see what's so 'charming' about him, but I don't speak for everyone. People have their own preferences, right? So, according to the news, he gets the datuk title for seemingly promoting Malacca in his movie, 1 2 or whatever. Come on, people. If that's the case lets call Sean Connery and Catherine Zetta-Jones DATUKS for promoting the twin towers in The Entrapment. For goodness sake, I would have an easier time swallowing it if they give the datuk to the director of the show. At least HE made the movie. The above person certainly didn't do anything other than act. Don't get me wrong I do not have an issue with mr. khan but that doesn't mean I like him either.

Anyway back to the main point, come on, if you don't have anyone to give the title to, then, don't give. Or at least be a little sensible in choosing your candidates. Give it to some local people. So what if that guy's famous and the deputy prime minister's wife likes him. Get a grip.

Lex.

Signing out.

P.s. I wonder if my 'well-being' is going to be threatened for this post.

7 Best Ways to Kill Yourself!

In case of boredom, depression or in an emergency. HAHAHA!

7. Jumping off someplace high (eg. KLCC!) - I wonder why no one has tried it yet. Probably it's because there isn't a place to jump down from, yet! I must warn you though, if you don't leave a note or wear a nametag, even your mum wouldn't it's you.. from that kind of height. WOW!

6. Jumping infront of a train - A Japanese favourite. May not work in Malaysia as trains may not arrive as planned. You'd probably have a better chance RIDING the train than jumping infront of it. XD

5. Hanging - For your own sake, use strong rope/fabric/whatever or you'd end up very alive but very much in pain. Oh, and remember that you'd need a strong place to tie that strong rope to too. Note: I read somewhere that death this way gives you an awesome erection (for both guys AND girls). A pointless one though.

4. Poisoning - None of that 'last night's dinner' poisoning mind you. I'm not sure which drugs/poisons work best.. SO, just campur everything and cross your fingers.

3. Suffocation - Okay, so this isn't the best way to go. Unless someone ELSE is suffocating you, it's really hard to kill yourself this way. Takes too long and hurts too much for it to succeed. However, if you use a strong enough plastic bag and tie it up real tight, no amount of struggling will save you.

2. Shooting yourself - A really messy way to go. Not very appropriate for anyone who wants to keep their bodies intact. Plus there is a chance that you're so lucky that the shot doesn't kill you. Then you'd be left with a hole in your head/chest/wherever. It's hard to get guns around here anyway, so yea.

1. Go to school. That'll kill ya. HAHAHAHA!

If you're not serious, don't try it. If you just want attention, it's better to just threaten people about it instead of planning a 'fail for sure' suicide'. Uh, and doing it when you're successful AND happy-like makes it more meaningful!

THE END

Disclaimer: The author will not be responsible for any suicide successes due to this article. Unless you wanna leave me some property.

The Beginning of The End.

I won't post here unless absolutely necessary. Quite obvious since it looks pretty much dead.
As people know, I only diss verbally, if it ends up here, you've crossed the line.
Even the Permanent Head Damager hasn't been here for a long time, due to him furthering his studies elsewhere. That's another story.

Case 1: Human Attitue Declination.
Human behaviour has shown obvious signs of declining into oblivion.
With so called reports of improvement in 'examination' results, students getting better with more As in their certs showing how 'smart' they are, you know the drill. If you ask my comment, just flush that freaking piece of toilet paper written with As into a toilet bowl full of shit because it's a load of crap. (No I'm not jealous, my results are fine)
So what if people's results are getting 'better', their attitude is a piece of crap and no one seem to care. So, why I care, because I'm stuck in between.
If anyone from the Education Ministry is reading this just come to my school for a day and you'll see. They can't even follow simple rules.

Case 2: Underage viewing of pornography. ----And Stupidity of An AssHead..
5 fifteen years old female students, who're prefects, were reported to have gotten a handphone containing pornographic material from a 17 years old male student after school and watches it.
One of the girls has borrowed the phone from the boy and brought it to the others. They were reported by an outsider to be watching that material. After receiving info, officials of the prefectorial board set to work investigating the case. After a few questionings and operations, the phone has been seized and the culprits determined. The ones involved were questioned with a few others to enable them to admit the offence, however 3 did not. When questioned personally only did they give in. However, the response of 2 out of the 3 did not show any guilt or fear even when face with 5 of the highest ranking prefects. It is later concluded that 2 of them should be suspended for a week because they admitted and have good conduct previously, 1 would be suspended for 2 weeks because it is believed she is worthy of a second chance and the other 2 would be fired due to them not suited to continue being a prefect.
Report sent.
Action Denied.

New action to be taken: 2 admitted, suspend a week. Other three suspend for two weeks.
Reasons for new action:
(i) This is their first offence, chances should be given.
(ii) They have not met the disciplinary teachers in person, therefore, unable to charge them for unorderly conduct.
(iii) They were not given any warning for past conducts and were not properly brief of rules and regulations of the prefectorial board, so, responsibilities should be taken by the officials (AJKs)
(iv) Procedures show be followed. They were not given warnings in forms of black and white. Therefore unable to be fired as would arouse the anger of parents.
(v) Parents would trouble the teachers for firing them on their first conduct which would lead to unwanted problems to come, like uniform.
(vi) AJKs should not be emotional in taking action towards the offenders and should be dealt with accordingly even though the offence sparked the anger of many.

Negotiation: First attempt: Failed.

I'm done reporting. Here comes the screwing. Is she out of her mind! Yes, its a she, and she said all those crap on top.
First offence is good enough to get rid of them. You want us to wait till they start selling copies of the shit before taking action?
They have not met you? Bullshit, you've been on stage speaking to every prefect there and don't think so highly of yourself, it's not like they'll turn into stone because of your stare. You're not Medusa.
No warnings?! Not briefed on the rules?! They're freaking 15 years old, and these are common and basic rules and regulations of the school. NO HANDPHONES ALLOWED AND STRICTLY NO PORN IN SCHOOL! Now you blame us? What's in your head slump/vacuum/shit/bullshit/your shit?
Procedures? Firing them for serious offence IS a PROCEDURE! What? This not serious enough? Or you want them to start stuffing the phone into each others butts to be considered serious?
Parents? PARENTS?! They are watching stuff which they're not suppose to and you're only concerned about their uniforms? You think parents are stupid or are you stupid? If the parents come to school and tell me in my face that they're fine with their daughters watching porn in school, I have nothing to say.

Are you a freaking chicken or what? You're a TEACHER! Do what you're suppose to. Teach students properly. They will not learn and grow unless they are punished for their actions. Somethings can't be given second chances. Let them learn how to be responsible! If you're so chicken to even do something properly, fine, I'll be getting popcorn ready and see how you screw the whole place into shit. Just don't start putting the blame on me or any of my AJKs for your cowardice. I just have a few months to go and I don't want to be the scapegoat for your pile of shit. I wish you a merry shitting session and a happy pile of crap.

P.s. This has got to be the most offensive post so far.
P.s. p.s. Comments are welcome.

Lex.
Signing out.