Valentines? OR Christmas?

Another random drawing.


I read this scene from somewhere.
Have nothing better to do.........and that's the result.
Special question for emoperor only: Who's the person?

Caused by Universal Excuse No. 2: BOREDOM

Lex.
Out.

Long time no see/type/post/whatever.

Merry Christmas/Happy New Year/Happy Chinese New Year/Happy Valentines Day/Happy Whatever.

Yes, this is as festive as I can get since this place is so full of rust/dust/whatever things that settles on something/somewhere that no one has touch for, say, 4 months.

So, I got bored and inspired at the same time to do something mildly 'creative' with paint.(This place is called damngraphic for a reason)

Obviously, I'm no Da Vinci, but I can be Picasso. I don't mind.(But I'm not cutting my ear off)

Blame emoperor for this.(Not really, but he held me responsible if/when he says tettekete, this is payback)

Oh, by the way, I finished 'high-school' and currently waiting for my results.

Which means one thing:

NO MORE TEACHERS FOR A PERIOD OF TIME(actually it's totally, because they're called lecturers in universities, whatever)

On a final note(for now), where is everyone?

Right, they have their own acquaintance.

Me too, in the form of a 12-inch monitor and 1.5-inch screen.

Not bad actually.

Quote shaun(usws) at twitter, ......my computer. It doesn't expect flowers, jewelry or chocolates.

Lex.

Out.

Red-light Policemen.

This is interesting.
A police station located somewhere in a renown red-light district in Malaysia has been shut down recently.
Reason: The policemen there where not safe.

I don't have to say much, the issue speaks for itself.
I do have to wonder, if the police were unsafe, what about the people who're living and working there?
I also wonder what's the thing that's causing them to feel unsafe.
1. Crime rate (robberies/vandalism/gambling/bribery/clubbing/disco.....uh....forget it)
OR
2. Unseen transmittable diseases (SARS/H5N1/Madcow/Madgoat/Madchicken/whatever)
OR
3. Red-light activities (stay away from the red-light......*plays x-files theme*)
OR
My personal favourite.
4. MILK POISONING (melamine is now the new salt)


Lex.
Signing out.

P.s. Anyone who's interested in adding to the list, feel free to do so.

Datuk Bollywood.......what the heck???

The news has successfully amazed me........again.

Recognise this guy:

What's with the hair???

I'm very sure a lot of people, well Malaysians at least, know who this guy is and I assure you, he is in no way Malaysian. Guess what, he of all people gets 'knight' to be a DATUK. What the hell?! I saw it in the newspapers this morning but didn't think much of it and proceeded to have a rather long online chat with emoperor about toilets and fruits. Anyway it seems my brain hasn't registered the news of a Hollyw......er......Holywo........uh......whateverwood, star gets a datukship until I saw it again on msn news 2 minutes ago. I don't see what's so 'charming' about him, but I don't speak for everyone. People have their own preferences, right? So, according to the news, he gets the datuk title for seemingly promoting Malacca in his movie, 1 2 or whatever. Come on, people. If that's the case lets call Sean Connery and Catherine Zetta-Jones DATUKS for promoting the twin towers in The Entrapment. For goodness sake, I would have an easier time swallowing it if they give the datuk to the director of the show. At least HE made the movie. The above person certainly didn't do anything other than act. Don't get me wrong I do not have an issue with mr. khan but that doesn't mean I like him either.

Anyway back to the main point, come on, if you don't have anyone to give the title to, then, don't give. Or at least be a little sensible in choosing your candidates. Give it to some local people. So what if that guy's famous and the deputy prime minister's wife likes him. Get a grip.

Lex.

Signing out.

P.s. I wonder if my 'well-being' is going to be threatened for this post.

7 Best Ways to Kill Yourself!

In case of boredom, depression or in an emergency. HAHAHA!

7. Jumping off someplace high (eg. KLCC!) - I wonder why no one has tried it yet. Probably it's because there isn't a place to jump down from, yet! I must warn you though, if you don't leave a note or wear a nametag, even your mum wouldn't it's you.. from that kind of height. WOW!

6. Jumping infront of a train - A Japanese favourite. May not work in Malaysia as trains may not arrive as planned. You'd probably have a better chance RIDING the train than jumping infront of it. XD

5. Hanging - For your own sake, use strong rope/fabric/whatever or you'd end up very alive but very much in pain. Oh, and remember that you'd need a strong place to tie that strong rope to too. Note: I read somewhere that death this way gives you an awesome erection (for both guys AND girls). A pointless one though.

4. Poisoning - None of that 'last night's dinner' poisoning mind you. I'm not sure which drugs/poisons work best.. SO, just campur everything and cross your fingers.

3. Suffocation - Okay, so this isn't the best way to go. Unless someone ELSE is suffocating you, it's really hard to kill yourself this way. Takes too long and hurts too much for it to succeed. However, if you use a strong enough plastic bag and tie it up real tight, no amount of struggling will save you.

2. Shooting yourself - A really messy way to go. Not very appropriate for anyone who wants to keep their bodies intact. Plus there is a chance that you're so lucky that the shot doesn't kill you. Then you'd be left with a hole in your head/chest/wherever. It's hard to get guns around here anyway, so yea.

1. Go to school. That'll kill ya. HAHAHAHA!

If you're not serious, don't try it. If you just want attention, it's better to just threaten people about it instead of planning a 'fail for sure' suicide'. Uh, and doing it when you're successful AND happy-like makes it more meaningful!

THE END

Disclaimer: The author will not be responsible for any suicide successes due to this article. Unless you wanna leave me some property.