Saturday, April 21, 2007

Cockroach Conspiracy: It Continues..

Aww.. isn't this cockroach just adorable. Argh, snap out it! Cockroaches have mind control powers i tell you! They're EVIL! Not "i'm gonna step on your muffin" evil.. more like "i'm gonna step on your muffin and make you EAT it " EVIL! Ahhh...

Cockroach: You need a new mascot..
Me: I need a new mascot...
Cockroach: I'll be your new mascot...
Me: I'll be.. i mean, you'll be my new mascot...
Cockroach: Good.. [evil laugh]
New Mascot: Cockroach taking over the site

Mascot's Mother: Cockroach taking over the world

Okay, bye! I'll be serving my cockroach master if you need me.

Wriggling off,
EmoPeror

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

takes out flame thrower and scorches said 'mascot' and his mom

Emoporer said...

Huh huh? What what? Where am i? What am i doing here? Why am i in a cockroach costume?!?

Lex said...

I guess you forgot.
You were in the cockroach costume, dancing the Hulla while KAeru was chasing you with a flame thrower.

Emoporer said...

Ohhh.... i remember something about WHORING though. Know anything about that?!

Lex said...

Yes.
You were whoring your butt all over the net while doing all of the above.