Quotes.

I was reading a profile of a fanfiction writer on fanfiction.net when I came upon this list of quotes that I find rather interesting, so I thought I'd share it.

1. No I won't go to hell! I've got a restraining order (nice way to get back at people)
2. It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and prove it. (this actually make sense)
3. I can resist everything except temptation. (whatever)
4. "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." (he's got a point there)
5. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. (uhh..........)
6. Dear daughter, I hope you're doing fine in the abroad. I still don't understand why your father and I didn't have you removed but I am sure you're having a good time over there, far far away from here. Much love, your mother... (what?.....)
7. Why are there posters everywhere about sexy underwear and stuff like that? If you get a present you're happy with the content of it, not the wrapping. Are you? (I have no clue what this is about)
8. God is just a nasty old man looking down at us with a hand full of popcorn, enjoying a reality show. (specially for Kaeru)
9. Praying out loud is just the same as talking to yourself. Why do we call 'praying' normal when we're calling 'talking out loud to no one in particular' crazy? (I kind of agree with this)
10. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. (interesting)
11. If you need space join NASA! (nice)
12. It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then after that it becomes hilarious. (sadistic)
13. Suicide hotline...please hold... (who came up with this?)
14. The best criminality is on the good side of the law. (sure......)

Just a little something. As you can see from my own comments, I have no clue what some of it is about but some of it is actually make a lot of sense.
What do you think?

Lex.
Signing off.