Thursday, April 19, 2007

Spotlight: National DamnGraphic

Okay... all three contributors have introduced themselves, now to introduce the site itself. As you should know by now (you don't? how did you get here??), the name of our joint effort is called damngraphic or National DamnGraphic: As graphic as it gets. Why such a colorful name you ask? And why does that name sound so awfully familiar?!

Well, it first surfaced when *bored* readers started requesting for explicit information about chickens, whales and humans mating (separately.. not some orgy, ewww) on my personal site. It was against site policy (who's idea, tak tau) to posts such *overly interesting* stuff so i had to find an alternative. I could only go as far as to post pictures of the vivid processes (wait, that's actually worse) they demanded for.

To remedy this, we (the 3 stooges) have decided to start a blog specially for dirty dirty taboo stuff that we aren't allowed to post anywhere else. This site is Y-rated (not as bad as X yet) and only mature audiences are allowed to read this crap. Although we can't stop you from reading even if you're not mature enough, we would know you did when we see your picture in the arbitrary the next day. Only immature people would follow our suicidal advice anyway...

Okay, enjoy yourselves SICK people... And GOD bless for goodness sake. I'll leave you with this damn graphic picture ->

Graphic Ain't It?

THE END - Signing off, bye bye, ciaoz again!

p.s. Oh, and if you have no idea what 'graphic' means.. I've done the homework for you and found some good definitions:
  • describing nudity or sexual activity in graphic detail
  • evoking lifelike images within the mind
  • described in vivid detail

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

holy crap! literally
where did you find that pic?
pls don't tell me that's how your toilet looks like...

Lex said...

What the hell.
That's a disaster.
I'm actually very interested to know where the toilet is located. Maybe I can make some cash from displaying the worst toilet out there.
Of course I'll be miles away from it.

Anonymous said...

the how are you supposed to take the pic?

Lex said...

There's something called security cameras or 3G technology.

Anonymous said...

i broke 2 cameras... far far take also no use! This one ar.. is called the Original Recipe Toilet, very famous one. Everyone also like to use!!

Anonymous said...

lol ORC- i mean ORT. after get lawsiut from KFC pulak.

Lex said...

Seriously, where is the place?