Monday, April 30, 2007

Feel Our Wrath

Feel the force of men!

Bwahahaha... You all come out animals, i come out the most powerful predator all of time; MEN! (EmoPeror 1 - Everyone else 0).

Can't beat right (unless you got a picture of God.. NOOO)? Better than that, i don't even have to think of anything to write since you all already know what US (not U.S) humans are capable of. Sharp teeth? We got things to remove them.. Poisonous venom? We can extract it and find an antidote.. There's a reason why WE are at the top of the food chain.. and yes, we literally do eat most other living things (sometimes even each other - evil laugh).

[Everyone else: "CHEAT!"] Where got cheat? Out sister site, National Geographic also does series-es on homo sapiens. SO, technically I'm NOT cheating... I'm just bringing out the heavy artillery early in the war. Not satisfied? Talk to my evil human hands!

THE END (of everything.. BWAHAHAHA *cough cough choke*)

5 comments:

Lex said...

Holy crap.
Nukes.
Retreat.
Regroup.
Send in the cockroaches.

Anonymous said...

boo
i wanted to do that!!
steal my idea!!

Emoporer said...

Who, me or Lex? As in the human thing or the "send in the cockroaches"?

Lex said...

Most probably emoperor.
Kaeru is terrified of cockroaces, remember.

Anonymous said...

YOU!! EMOPEROR MUST FEEL MY WRATH!!!