Saturday, June 23, 2007

the conspiracy!!

hehehehehehehe.......ahahahahahaha.....BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!! -chokes on donut-

not to self: no evil laughing while eating donuts

today, we be talking bout ...what's his name again....you know the crazy guy with crazy hair....created the atom bomb, e=mc square...oh yeah! albert einsteen.

random person: psst it's einstein.
me: DIE BITCH!!! -attempts to skin person and throw him into a pool of salt but person escapes-

as i was saying, albert einstEEn's theory of relativity.

random person: -whispering at the back- it's einstein. -gets impaled in the head with a baquet-

remember the pesta ria thing lex has been talking/complaining/avowing injustice about? yeah, remember how she said we needed to sell them coupons and all?
hehehehekukukukuKAKAKAKAKA! well, this is where the theory of relativity comes in.

my dad (relative!!!) said that he would help sell our coupons to his friends. meaning, they pay the ten bucks and we still get to keep the tickets for ourselves. BWAHAHAHAHA! cause they'll never actually come to the school so we get to use/sell the coupons for half price!!! WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!!

SUCK THAT, LOSERS!!! WOHOO!!! TOGA TOGA TOGA!!!
FLASHLIGHT!!-turns on music and swings flashlight around crazily-

1 comment:

Emoporer said...

Alot of people actually rather do that than have you constantly bugging them about buying stuff. RM 10 is worth it if it gets you to shut up.. Haha!

Good good, theory of relativity.. More relatives, more uh.. something. It's only a theory anyhow *rolls eyes*.

Okay bye..

p.s. Do chicks dig Einstein-like guys?