Alright, lets not bore anyone with anymore flashbacks.
I took a time machine and am now back to the present.
The reason for the previous flashback post was to let you know on the situation before all this shit happen.
Now, the school, thinks that form 6 students, or rather lower 6 students:
a) are freaking rich
b) have loads of time
c) have endless imagination
d) have total control of their lives through and through
e) have total access to everyone of their parents' credict cards, cheque books and cash
f) are gullible enough to be the first targets of extortion and/or exploitation.
As mentioned, they want a freaking hall. Guess what, I found out this so called hall is just a roof with some pillars. It looks like some god forsaken carpark with tiles. Indoor hall and basketball court? Bullshit. And I'm not even going to be here to see it by the time it's actually done.
Their next attempt at extorting money, it's us lower 6 students plus teachers too. They came up with this crap Pesta Ria/PassTheShit where people come and play games. We are provided with 12 classrooms and we have to come up with a game to be played in each class in addition to a haunted-house at another block. All of this in the name of extortion.
This PassTheShit day will be held on the same day as the handing out report cards day. Which idiot/buffoon/retard/fool/gobshite/jerk/whatever would put a fun fair on the same day as such a gloomy occasion. Parents would be there lecturing to their hearts content while we put on a fake, idiotic smile asking them to go in and play. Don't tell me while you got nagged by your parents on how you should've studied, you can suddenly become hyper like you're on a sugar high and ask hey, can I play there so I will get another lecture like this the next time I get my report card? If you answer yes, mind to tell me which planet you're from, what colour is your blood and how many hundred years old are you?
Now to the most pressing one. The main extortion. First there's that form 6 club asking for RM30 for a freaking t-shirt. What the hell is that piece of fabric made of? Egyptian cotton? Highly un-flammable polyester? Next, back to the PassTheShit case, we are to sell tickets to people. The people have to buy the tickets to come here and I think they will have to spend more money playing. We are given five sets of tickets and to sell each set to a person (Teachers are given ten sets). Before that, we have to pay for those set of tickets which is the total of RM50. Like it or not we have to pay for it. It will be our problem if no one wants to buy them. What type of a person would want to go to some fun fair in a school?
We don't just sell tickets and plan the activities. We have to come out with the money to get all the equipment needed to carry out that plan ourselves. They aim to make RM200000 from this PassTheShit event and they don't intend to take out a single cent to do it. They think we're money bins and our parents are money trees. What the hell is wrong with these people? You can't possibly make RM200000 in one day especially in this PassTheShit event. This has successfully violated the law of extortion and child labour (not all lower 6s are 18 years old).
I seriously have no idea what's in there heads, if there is anything in the first place.
Lex.
Signing off.
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INJUSTICE!!!
must calm down...breathe breathe...ARGH!!!-takes out bazooka and starts shooting randomly-
Huh? Fake one ar all those pictures of a nice hall? I KNEW IT! <- lol, acting cool
But memang lor, was wondering how they were going to put one bloody building there without needing to demolish everything else. Still need a place for cars to park and students to gather right? How big also i don't think can fit.
Yaya, whyler put passtheshit day on report card day? People no mood to play lah.. Parents want to hurry home to spank their children somemore. The only people who WILL play are those smug snobbish x2 smart arses whose parents are rewarding them for such goood results.
"mind to tell me which planet you're from, what colour is your blood and how many hundred years old are you?" - Mars, green , 152 and a half nano years.
Haha, i think your teacher charged you for the 5 books of tickets. My mum just gave them straight to her students. But dangerous lah for her cause if lost then she responsible. Anywho, my mum was told that SHE has to keluar the capital not the students. Lagi teruk, teachers even poorer! No more food for me afterwards SOB!!
Crazy anyhow, usually pesta ria's are our equivalent of Exhibition Day. That means now you have to do 2 events... suffer!
RM 30 for a t-shirt?? OMG... A friend of a friend made like 20 custom t-shirts and sold them for around RM15-20. I MUST touch the material your t-shirts are made of, gold thread maybe :P
Bye..
p.s. I see, i see.. nothing in their heads.
"The only people who WILL play are those smug snobbish x2 smart arses whose parents are rewarding them for such goood results." - Those smug snobbish x2 smart arses won't be playing here. They'll be in Midvalley bowling and sipping Coke till their brains explode.
"Mars, green , 152 and a half nano years." - I se. What about which city is your home, how many siblings and a little bit about your physical appearance?
"my mum was told that SHE has to keluar the capital not the students" - What capital? If it's the tickets, we're in the same boat except we have 5 sets less than teachers. The capital for all the activities on PassTheShit day? We're are suppose to vomit/shit/urinate/steal/rob/extort/whatever, ourselves.
THATS WHY I SAID FORM 6 ROCKS !!!!
We cant predict the next thing happens
Full of surprises & exciment .....
What R U guys waiting for
Come & join form 6 to enjoys this PET STARIA !!!
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