Episode 5: Judgement Day.

This is a rather late post about PassTheShit day. (Thanks to the consequences of being a ghost)
PassTheShit day was ......uh........ interesting.
Thanks to the extremely tight schedule, I end up going to school at 6.00a.m to help out.
Highlight of the day, being a ghost doesn't mean you're safe from physical injuries.
I was in the group at the first scaring section of the haunted house. This is the place where the sound effects are stationed and water sprinkling plus grop......uh......creeping people out with our hands.
My first job was the water effects.
Since we have no time for a test run, so the first group of customers were our guinea pigs.
I just remembered something from this.
People nowadays uses swear words as often as you talk. Meaning, no sentence leaves their mouth without at least one negatively-high-intelligence-and-sophisticated-word in any situation that particular multicellular being is in.
The guinea pigs, which I suspect are either form 1 or from somewhere in the afternoon session, swear the whole way through the haunted house.
First thing they encounter, someone gro....grabbing them to stall them for awhile. They were already screaming like nuts with all those negatively-high-intelligence-and-sophisticated-words flying out.
Then on to my job with the water and more screaming can be heard.
As they go further that will be the last part of the first scaring station with more mol........touching and more screaming.
The five of use were laughing like crazy in there.
I think I forgot to mention that the whole place were extremely dark where you can see absolutely nothing. It's interesting how they maneuver through the place, but I'm glad cause this makes gro......mol........scaring easier.
Before the next group came in, Kaeru's voice can be heard through those thick walls made of concrete, cement, glass, newspaper and curtains, screaming at our customers to get in line. (I wonder what happened to customer is king)
This went on for awhile with more grabbing and screaming and touching and more screaming. Some even got so freaked that they went back to the entrance without even letting us do anything.
Then I went off for report card duty which I just stood there looking out to people tossing rubbish all over the place. That's what I did 99% of my duty time.
When I came back, I swap jobs and I'm the first person to touch/grab/pull people's legs. Warning, to those potential gro......uh........haunted house organisers, be very agile to retract your hand after grabbing/pulling people's legs because they will hurt you. I got step on/kick by some person who I can only tell that it's a guy. I'm not the only one. The other person who replaced me later also got the same fate.
Other than that, some idiotic-shithead-doofus went in just to destroy and start trouble with us.
We sprinkle water they threaten to punch us. Then they started pushing the walls made of tables, knocking one of our people on the head. You come in, either let us scare the shit out of you or you just walk pass and complaint that we're not effective. Don't freaking destroy/threaten/injure anything/anyone for the heck of it. Idiotic-shithead-doofuses.
At the end, we had to close early because of the condition of the house. You should look at those disappointed faces of those kiddies that lined up for a long time and didn't get to go in. Well here's some advice, you go borrow some knives/forks/brooms/whatever that can hurt people and start a hunting party to eliminate/annihilate/whatever those responsible for screwing your fun.
That's pretty much it for the things that needs to mentioned.
Will continue next time on the aftermath.

Lex.
Signing off.