Moving on.

Lets get back on track.
Newest status report on Shaun and the kid.
Based on our own reporter, tadpoles in summer, Shaun was spotted shopping for pacifiers. It is also confirmed that he personally tested the pacifiers before buying them and that he left the store with a pacifier still in his mouth.

After he left the store, our reporter tailgated him for a moment before he reached a nursery and picked up his kid. Then he went to an empty alleyway and did something shocking. According to our reported he called his kid by the name Sylar with an annoyingly high-pitched voice.

*Warning* He then proceeded to breast feed his kid in the alleyway. Please be informed that there was a lot of screaming involved. All of this happened while the previously mentioned pacifier still held in his mouth.

Unable to withstand any longer our reporter left the scene.

Lex.
Signing off.