Thursday, May 24, 2007

I avow injustice!! (that's my line!!!)

ok ok since 'some' people complaining dy. i shall tell you the sad sad tragic story of, "THE DUMBSHIT WHO TRIED TO GO AGAINST THE GREAT FROG."

ahem,

Once upon a time, there was a fucktard(fucker/retard) named Chun Fei. He was the leader of the 'Blue Clan'. In other words, he's the biggest dummy for the evil puppeteer, 'The System'. (though there are a rare few who seem immune to the evil brainwashing of the evil System -coughlexcough-) Since his becoming of the System's little whore, he had had his eye on the one person that the System was not able to make succumb to its evilness. That person was none other than the great Frog. Chun fei tried to force the great Frog to bend to his master's will by using dirty tricks but the great Frog could see right through his guise. So the two faced off, good against evil. They had a heated battle which the great Frog left in frustration as the great Frog couldn't seem to get the message into the fucktard's thick and very much empty skull. This however lead the moron to believe that he has won. However the great Frog returned that very same day with heavy artilery which made Chun fei pee his pants in sheer fear of it.

BAKOW!!!KABOOM!!!

As the dust settled, it was clear that there was only one who remained triumphant. The great Frog stood over the mangled corpse of the evil Systems puppet. Another one down. So the people celebrated and held a 7 day feast in honour of the great Frog's victory over the evil System's whore and created a giant bonfire with the felled Chun Fei's corpse. All was well and peace once again reigns over the earth.

SUDDENLY, A LOUD ROAR COULD BE HEARD COMING FROM THE CELEBRATORIAL FIRE AND A FIERY HIDEOUS CREATURE ROSE FROM THE FLAMES. THE PEOPLE PANICKED AND SCREAMED, RUNNING AROUND LIKE CHICKENS WITH THEIR HEADS CUT OFF. The great Frog picked up a shovel and bonked the creature on the head, silencing it once and for all. NOW all is trully well and peace once again, one more time, reigns over the earth.

YAY!!! THE GREAT FROG TRIUMPHS OVER ALL!!!

DILLIGAF, Chun Fei?

6 comments:

Lex said...

Not really.
Yours is in justice.
I wrote injustice.
There's a difference.

Lex said...

Not bad.
Facts with a hint of creative writing.

Anonymous said...

hells yeah!! it's been some time since i wrote anything creative. haha

Emoporer said...

You killed him?! Coooooooool... Lemme kill someone too (you injure them, i finish the job!)

Lex said...

What about me?
I want to join in too.

Anonymous said...

this seems like the perfect time to use the all famous quote, "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!"