Official Papers.

Certificate of Birth

Name : [Insert anything here. eg: Doofus/Buffoon/Shithead/Superman/Spiderman/Spiderpig/etc.]
Date of Birth : 27 Ju** 2**7
Day of Birth : F****y
Place of Birth : Shit Happens Maternity Ward, So-Expensive-Don't-Even-Think-Bout-Coming-Unless-You're-A-Millionaire Hospital
Time of Birth : 01:** AM

Name of Father : David L*******N
IC No. : ****89-**-****
Citizen of : Ancestral Pianeta {check wiktionary for more info}
Occupation : President of The Association of The Homeless a.k.a. Hobo King
Address : Common District

Name of Mo.......Fa.....uh......Other Male Parent : Shaun G*******I
IC No. : ****89-**-****
Citizen of : Gluton Pizzaria
Occupation : Leader of All Emotionally Unstable a.k.a. Emoperor/Jakun King
Address : Cosmic Region

Discription of ch.....ba........newborn : Hair that is strangly similar to parents, eyes of father, nose of other male parent, and unvisualizable mouth plus hardly envisageable ears that are strikingly similaire {again, please check wiktionary} to Shre*'s.

These are the contents of the blue papers that were captured on camera mention in the previous report. After a long period of negotiations with SEDETBCUYAMH Authorities, we were able to retrieve a copy of the certificate with the condition we do not reveal all information (and not publish a sca........report involving the Prestigious Hospital Director). Please accept our sincerest apologies for our failure in providing our faithful reader(s) with complete reports.

Lex.
Signing off.

P.s. For new reader(s) please proceed here, here and here for less confusion.
Random.
David x Shaun. Scandal!
Hobo and Hobette.
P.p.s. All brain malfunction/deadness/freezing/liquidization/explosion/combustion/dissipation/saturation/whatever caused are (un)intentional.