Saturday, August 18, 2007

RE----half ----- UNION DAY!!


As expected about half of the classmate of 5A9 absent in this so called reunion dinner.
Its abit harsh to say today is a great day & every1 is overjoyed about it because we are not seen each others for some a time ..... If there is another such a REUNION DINNER ... pls make sure there r more ppl to attend or else it is like an ordinary but not special at all but quite an expensive and not so worth dinner.....


Sad consumer!!

Friday, August 17, 2007

THE END OF SUFFER & THE BEGINNING OF FREEDOM

After the exhausted months finally there is opportunities for the so called "PRE U " student to have a slight rest. In fact, these break isnt that great because that is pretty sure there are more work to be complete after the break. We dun care ...... lets enjoys first & suffer later..................................must get 5A(whisper...kekekeke.......)



The father of the son(s)

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Moving on.

Lets get back on track.
Newest status report on Shaun and the kid.
Based on our own reporter, tadpoles in summer, Shaun was spotted shopping for pacifiers. It is also confirmed that he personally tested the pacifiers before buying them and that he left the store with a pacifier still in his mouth.

After he left the store, our reporter tailgated him for a moment before he reached a nursery and picked up his kid. Then he went to an empty alleyway and did something shocking. According to our reported he called his kid by the name Sylar with an annoyingly high-pitched voice.

*Warning* He then proceeded to breast feed his kid in the alleyway. Please be informed that there was a lot of screaming involved. All of this happened while the previously mentioned pacifier still held in his mouth.

Unable to withstand any longer our reporter left the scene.

Lex.
Signing off.

Monday, August 13, 2007

ATTENTION !!!

Beware & becareful what you guys post because there is/are intruder(s).

Remember to post your stuff with better language, less critics & ......... especially on the Ph.D

........... sigining off

More Bird Sightings

OMG, just as this new species of birds were discovered at *coughsucktosacough*.. more were spotted once again hanging around the Puchong area. As a camera or recorder was not available, the dialog between them are fragments of what this reporter remembered. Here it is ->

Bird 1: Dailou, kei see oi fan ok kay ar?
Bird 2: Mou chow tak moh?
Bird 1:Dailou, ngou hou thong ngor ar!
Bird 2:%$*#@! Lan hoi lah..
Bird 1: Ngoh tung mama kong, lei je chi!
Bird 2:%$@#*!!! Lei mang ge meh?Ngoh chou kan yei lei sao seng lah!

And all this while bird 2 was twiddling with what looked like a BOMB! I think these intelligent birds are trying to take over the world! Or Malaysia at least!!

Story continues later.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Extra! Extra ! Read All About It!

It's because of the new discovery, we bring you a glimps of the new species.

Don't be fooled by it's simple exterior.


We have carefully documented the cantonese conversation between this new creatures.
It is as follow.

Crow A: wei wei, kwok um kwok tak hou toa yan mong ji ngoa tei?
Crow B: hou chi hai, put kwo hang kan kwo lei ko yat ko hou yong sui.

(Translation)
Crow A: hei hei, do you feel like there's a lot of people watching us?
Crow B: i think so, but the one walking over here got face problem.
(End of translation)

Before we could get more, we were spotted by the person who discovered this new species and chased away from the scene.

Lex.
Out.

attention! new spesies found!!

attention all you ppl, this just in, there's been report of the findings of a new spesies of birds. gasp! you'll never guess. it's the cantonese crows!! this rare subspecies if crows can only be found in the canteen of a certain school -coughsmksucktosacough- and it was discovered by none other than the school's very own Pn. Tan! though she was the discoverer, it seems that she isn't very about these magnificent creatures and instead is keen of ridding them forever.

these are grave times. so i call upon thee, the readers to stop this mad woman and save the cantonese crows.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Official Papers.

Certificate of Birth
Name : [Insert anything here. eg: Doofus/Buffoon/Shithead/Superman/Spiderman/Spiderpig/etc.]
Date of Birth : 27 Ju** 2**7
Day of Birth : F****y
Place of Birth : Shit Happens Maternity Ward, So-Expensive-Don't-Even-Think-Bout-Coming-Unless-You're-A-Millionaire Hospital
Time of Birth : 01:** AM

Name of Father : David L*******N
IC No. : ****89-**-****
Citizen of : Ancestral Pianeta {check wiktionary for more info}
Occupation : President of The Association of The Homeless a.k.a. Hobo King
Address : Common District

Name of Mo.......Fa.....uh......Other Male Parent : Shaun G*******I
IC No. : ****89-**-****
Citizen of : Gluton Pizzaria
Occupation : Leader of All Emotionally Unstable a.k.a. Emoperor/Jakun King
Address : Cosmic Region

Discription of ch.....ba........newborn : Hair that is strangly similar to parents, eyes of father, nose of other male parent, and unvisualizable mouth plus hardly envisageable ears that are strikingly similaire {again, please check wiktionary} to Shre*'s.

These are the contents of the blue papers that were captured on camera mention in the previous report. After a long period of negotiations with SEDETBCUYAMH Authorities, we were able to retrieve a copy of the certificate with the condition we do not reveal all information (and not publish a sca........report involving the Prestigious Hospital Director). Please accept our sincerest apologies for our failure in providing our faithful reader(s) with complete reports.

Lex.
Signing off.

P.s. For new reader(s) please proceed here, here and here for less confusion.
Random.
David x Shaun. Scandal!
Hobo and Hobette.
P.p.s. All brain malfunction/deadness/freezing/liquidization/explosion/combustion/dissipation/saturation/whatever caused are (un)intentional.